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chlomonsta

1. chlomonsta
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:07pm UTC
   A little blue fishy once said,
   ''When life gets you down, you know what you have to do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming''
   Remember this, always c:
   -Dory, Finding Nemo
   
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2. chlomonsta
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2012 7:26am UTC
   Yesterday was my birthday <3
   I got the bestest present ever, all my friends were there and..
   HE asked me out.
   highlight below..
   LOL no. I ate a whole cake by myself and watched movies.. alone...
   FOREVER ALONE :c
   -Mine<3
   &it was actually my bday ^-^
   
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3. chlomonsta
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2012 2:03pm UTC
   Me sat next to a really cute boy in class;
   Me; Ow.
   Boy; What?
   Me; I bit my tounge
   Boy; Oh.
   Me; Kiss it better?
   Boy; *slowly moves to another seat*
   true story.
   
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4. chlomonsta
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 7:21am UTC
   This old guy lives on my street,
   and he always asks every girl who walks past him,
   'Are you on your period?'
   
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5. chlomonsta
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 10:26pm UTC
   On my wedding day,
   I'll still be in my converse and have my phone in my bra.. :]
   
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