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  1. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    ENRIKUTE
    I LOVE YA
    Fake friends- never ask for food.
    Real friends- are the reason you have NO food.
    fake friends- call your parents mr./mrs.
    Real friends- Call your parents Mom/Dad.
    fake friends- have never seen you cry.
    Real friends- Cry with you.
    Fake friends- Borrow your stuff for a day then give it back.
    Real friends- borrow your stuff for so long, they forget its yours.
    Fake friends- Know about you.
    Real friends- could write a book about you.
    Fake friends- Would knock on your front door.
    Real friends- would walk right in and yell "im home".
    Fake friends- will help you up when you fall over.
    Real friends- will jump right on top of you and yell "DOG PILE!".
    Fake friends- say 'I love you' in a joking manner.
    Real friends- say 'I love you' and mean it.
    Fake friends- are around for a while.
    Real friends- are for life.
    Fake friends- will read this.
    Real friends- will steal this..
    <3

  2. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Music
    is my drug,
    While my iPod
    is the dealer

  3. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    I covered myself with makeup
    and plastered on a smile
    but the damage you
    did to my heart
    was vile

  4. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    when i have gum everybody wants to be my friend

  5. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Even the sun sets
    In Paradiseee..♥
    format by sandrasaurus

  6. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    SHH! Did you hear that?
    Oh, sh*t! IT'S THE ICECREAM TRUCK!
    nmfnmq

  7. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    You know,
    It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  9. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ Dear Boy,
    It isn't my faut that our relationsip ended
    ohh wait it is
    oopps
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  10. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    your friend falls over and you try your hardest not to laugh (-_-)

  11. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:04am UTC
    & I look in the mirror
    and I hate the image
    That stares back at me.

  12. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times…if one only remembers to turn on the light

  13. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    born free
    but now expensive :).♥

  14. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Got bored, so....
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies.
    [x] I love jeans.
    [x] Dogs are better than cats.
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [] You own a car racing game.
    [x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
    [] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    [x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
    [] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
    [x] You have watched sports on tv.
    [] Gory movies are cool.
    [] You go to your dad for advice.
    [] You Hate Drama.
    [] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    [] You used to collect hockey cards.
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    [x] Sports are fun.
    [x] You talk with food in your mouth.
    [x] You sleep with your socks on at night.
    [] You have fished at least once.
    2. My girl side
    [x] You love to shop.
    [] You wear eyeliner.
    [x] You wear the color pink.
    [] You go to your mom to talk.
    [xI AM A CHEERLEADER:D] You consider cheerleading a sport.
    []You hate wearing the color black.
    [x] You like going to the mall.
    [] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    [x] You like wearing jewelry.
    [] You cried watching the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
    [x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    [] You don’t like the movie star wars.
    [x] You are/were in gymnastics.
    [x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
    [x] You smile a lot more than you should.
    [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    [x] You care about what you look like.
    [] You like wearing dresses when you can.
    [] You like wearing high heel shoes.
    [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
    [xx] You like putting make-up on others.
    [x] You like being the star of everything.
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
    [] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [ x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
    [] I’ve had/have braces.
    [xxx] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger.
    []I have more than two piercings.
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
    4. Experiences
    [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
    [] I’ve seen a shooting star.
    [] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I’ve been to a casino.
    [x] I Always Get Mistaken As Much Older Than I Actually Am.
    [] I’ve been skydiving.
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I’ve crashed a car.
    [x] I’ve been skiing.
    [x] I’ve been in a musical.
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights.
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
    [] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
    [] I’ve eaten sushi.
    [] I’ve been snowboarding.
    5. Relationships
    [] I’m single.
    [x] I’m in a relationship.
    [] I’m engaged. .(Jokes with my friend)
    [] I’m married.(Jokes with my friend)
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I've Played With Someones Emotions On Purpose Before.
    [x] I’ve gotten divorced. .(Jokes with my friend)
    [x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
    [x] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I’ve ran a red light.
    [x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
    [x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
    [] I’ve been arrested.
    7. Death and suicide
    [x] I’m afraid of dying.
    [x] I hate funerals.
    [] I've thought about how i would die.
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
    [] I've had a near death experience.
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
    8. Random
    [x] I do sing
    [] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
    [x] I open up to others easily.
    [] My Parents Are Divorced.
    [x] I watch the news.
    [] I don’t kill bugs.
    [x] I sing in the shower.
    [] I am a morning person.
    [] Ive been abused.
    [x] I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
    [] I am a sports fanatic.
    [x] I twirl my hair.
    [] I care about grammar.
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
    [x] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
    [xx] I bake well.
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school.
    [] I like Martha stewart.
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun.
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly.
    [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room.
    [x] I am ticklish.
    [x] I love white chocolate.
    [x] I bite my nails.
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces.
    [x] I’m good at remembering names.
    [x] I’m good at remembering dates.
    [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
    [x] I lied on at least one of these marks<<yahh this one

  15. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:50am UTC
    you treat me like im invisable

  16. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:44am UTC
    why did you forget

  17. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    well hello baby

  18. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    fave this if you think your ugly and not worth it.
    because trust me baby, you are.

  19. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:57pm UTC
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  20. chloebarr1999 chloebarr1999
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:57pm UTC
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