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chloe_fords

Status: jenny by walk on the moon <3

Member Since: 26 Mar 2012 01:32pm

Last Seen: 15 Sep 2014 09:16pm

Location: neverland

Gender: F

user id: 286776

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hey i'm aleks!
but my username is
chloe fords. what?
that name is completely fake. It's from a name generator,I fell in love with the name. but you can think of me as aleks.
_______________________
anyway I love ragefaces, soccer, and bunnies(as an inside joke w/ my friends)
. finally i cannot wait untill my room is re-done!

i love this site:
(you get to make music)
http://seaquence.org

i made my own: http://seaquence.org/v514p

chloe_fords
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 6:26pm UTC

if you ever get bored or lonely, watch this video
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=67379#disqus_thread
you would never laugh like this ever again.

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 5:09pm UTC

So i was messing with my profile today.
and so i added where steve gave you examples, onto my profile.
and so it turned out to be a space ship mouse, the star wars theme (youtube video), and a cute backgroung (which i acctually sort of like)
so when steve's birthday comes around, i'll know what to get him.

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chloe_fords
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February 2, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Super Bowl Sunday
The only day of the year I acctually skip the shows, just for the commercials.

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chloe_fords
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January 5, 2013 10:52pm UTC

i know it's a bit late but
welcome to thirteen......
district 13
2013
my sister's age is going to be thirteen
so welcome...
katniss
aleks
daniela
welcome to...
thirteen
a bit creepy but....
thats the point

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:00am UTC

omg! omg! omg!
merry christmas
god ia ma soooo happy!!!!!!!!!
^im so happy i could barely type^
i got ....
59
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!
merry christmas too all of you
hope you got what tou wanted
;D
(i LOVE this font)

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 10:35pm UTC

you got that sweater for $200
dollars at some other store?
for $200 i went to
burlington and bought:
a sweater
a coat
two shirts
a toaster
an asian child
a star
and a small counry in europe

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 10:33pm UTC

you got that sweater for $200
dollars at some other store?
for $200 i went to
burlington and baught:
a sweater
a coat
two shirts
a toaster
an asian child
a star
and a small counry in europe

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 9:17pm UTC

im a girl:
me and my bro playing halo.
me: pause! pause! please! i can't!
bro: fine,
me: thanks.
*checks virtual brownies*
me:yay! my brownies are ready.
bro: how can you play halo and bake brownies at the same time?
me: it's very girly yet manly!
lolol

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 2:05pm UTC

it's almost
christmas

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 1:51pm UTC

: ) :
bipolar

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 1:41pm UTC

: ) :
bipolar

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Does anyone else think That witty should have chat option?
neversayneverxo wrote this on funny,
so i wrote it on requests for her.

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC

: ) :
bipolar

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 11:51am UTC

so i saw this post and it said cheerleading is a sport soo..........
comment-no
favorite-yes
if you have a reason for no write it in the comments
( I only want a reason for no )

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 11:39am UTC

my jelly belly secret #13
you could be at the movies eating the buttered popcorn jellybean and think you were eating stale popcorn

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chloe_fords
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April 22, 2012 11:29am UTC

my jelly belly secret #10
"tutti-frutti" taste like bubblegum more than the jelly bean named "bubblegum"

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 11:23am UTC

my jelly belly secret #5
bright red jelly bean taste like shampoo

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I
WAS
SEARCHING
PHOBIAS
AND
ONE
WAS
A
FEAR
OF
SLEEP
SO
I
THOUGHT
TO
MYSELF
"
DO
THEY
HAVE
TO
GET
A
TRANQUILIZER
IN
THEIR
BUTT
EVERY
NIGHT
?
"

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 5:15pm UTC

i have erotophilia
you've won $1,000,000,000,000,001
google search erotophilia

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chloe_fords
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:27am UTC

5
i am serious guys thanks! it is my alltime high since i am somewhat new here and i am trying not to look so can you help me and fave this qoute so i can get
10

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