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  1. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 9:02pm UTC
    Mom: Go tell your father his tea's ready
    Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
    Mom: I could have done that!...

  2. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:28pm UTC
    "WHAT THE FUUUUUdge"
    "nice save" "thanks"

  3. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:15pm UTC
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  4. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 7:15am UTC
    Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles,
    you have such epic moustaches.

  5. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 6:56am UTC
    hello, my name is Chiara...
    but you can call me tonight ;)

  6. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 7:37am UTC
    ╔═══╗ ♪ I ♥ Music
    ║███║♫
    ║ (●) ♫
    ╚══ THESTORYOFMYLIFE.

  7. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 7:08am UTC
    so imma say baby what if ...♥

  8. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 5:15am UTC
    i hate it when...
    i s l e e p a t s o m e o n e s
    h o u s e a n d i w a k e u p a g e s
    b e f o r e t h e m .

  9. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2010 12:40am UTC
    Girls are like phones...
    We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
    sorry if this is already on here x

  10. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    Today, I was taking my daughter to preschool.
    She said " Mommy, put on your seatbelt please. "
    5 minutes later we got into a car accident. The doctors said if I didn't have my seatbelt on, I would have died.
    LGMH

  11. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 8:12am UTC
    Listening to a song then in the middle of it thinking
    "Why the heck am I listening to this?!"

  12. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 8:08am UTC
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  13. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 8:05am UTC
    Nothing is impossible!
    Twitter proves it by showing you that 8 birds can carry a fat whale

  14. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 7:56am UTC
    Did you know ....
    That you can't breath and talk at the same time
    <highlight>
    fav if you just tried :)

  15. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 5:09am UTC
    w h a t i s l o v e? . . .
    i n m a t h s; a n e q u a t i o n, , i n h i s t o ry; a w a r, , i n c h e m i s t ry ; a r eact ion,, i n a rt; a h e a r t ,,
    in me; you ❤

  16. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 7:06am UTC
    Freaking out hysterically when you are about to die in a video game

  17. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 8:13am UTC
    Seeing someones status and thinking - I know exactly who thats aimed at

  18. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 8:01am UTC
    "Are you home?" "No... I just picked up my house phone from Burger King..."

  19. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 7:56am UTC
    Sshhh, They're Arguing! I Wanna Listen.
    fav if this is so youu :)

  20. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 7:53am UTC
    Teacher: 'don't pack up, there's a few minutes left in class.'
    Students: *packs slowly & quietly*.
    saw it online

:)

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