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  1. MakeLOVEnotHORCRUXES__x MakeLOVEnotHORCRUXES__x
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:39pm UTC
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  2. DropDeadDaisy DropDeadDaisy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 5:32am UTC
    Toddler Laws
    -If it's mine, it's mine
    -If it's yours, it's mine
    -If I can take it from you, it's mine
    -If I like it, it's mine
    -If I am playing with something, ALL of the pieces are mine
    -If I think it's mine, it is
    -If I saw it first, it's mine
    -If I had it then put it down, it's still mine
    -If you had it then put it down, it is now mine
    -If it looks like the one I have at home, it's mine
    -If it's broken, it's yours.
    -Not mine, very true though!

  3. jesse323 jesse323
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:12pm UTC
    EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU LOVE HER;
    I Still like to think that maybe just maybe
    && one day you will realize;
    that she has never loved
    ***you the***
    » the way ihave. «

  4. xthatsxlifex xthatsxlifex
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 9:56pm UTC
    & if you actually looked me in the eye;
    and asked me if i was okay
    » that's when i would breakdown. «

  5. fraancescaax3 fraancescaax3
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 9:29pm UTC
    Age 3:
    Boy kisses girl.
    Parents:"Aww that's so cute!"
    *takes picture*
    Age 16:
    Boy kisses girl.
    Dad:"Get the hell away from my daughter!"
    *loads shotgun*

  6. x0xLaLaLax0x x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    Saying,
    "Oh, That's Hot."
    When Someone Does Something Completely Unattractive ♥.

  7. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Stride Gum,
    Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I've tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
    Sincerely, Willy Wonka

  8. secretsunspoken__x secretsunspoken__x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    all my friends
    are 10x prettier
    than me, and i'm
    jealous of every
    one of them.

  9. secretsunspoken__x secretsunspoken__x
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    My Secret? I don't have any...
    not from him anyway.
    I've told him everything.
    He's been the first to see the scars.
    but after everything I've been through,
    i still feel like the luckiest girl ever.
    Why? he still loves me.

  10. secretsunspoken__x secretsunspoken__x
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    i'm jealous of my best friend.
    she's the picture of perfection: beautiful, smart, athletic, funny, popular, sweet, & involved in everything. she doesn't see it though. i love her more than anything, and i wouldn't ever let it change our friendship,
    but sometimes i wish i was her.

  11. secretsunspoken__x secretsunspoken__x
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 7:15pm UTC
    i'm dating this good guy,
    but he's nothing that i want.
    i want to break up with him,
    but i just don't know how to break his heart.

  12. secretsunspoken__x secretsunspoken__x
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 4:51pm UTC
    most the guys i'm friends with
    [ use me ]
    to get to my best friend
    i feel like i'm not good enough and
    she will always be better than me

  13. secretsunspoken__x secretsunspoken__x
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    This knife in my back hurts.
    Sonnets_In_The_Sun

  14. cklovesyouu cklovesyouu
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 9:46pm UTC
    With every dark night;
    Comes a brighter day ♥
    RIP SF<3

  15. memories4ever memories4ever
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    i never knew this feeling actually existed. when you can't stop smiling, your practically shaking, aand all you can think about his him.
    until now.

  16. sweetstar1 sweetstar1
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    |||||||||||||||||
    HER FAVORITE SONG
    will say more about her,
    than her mouth ever will

  17. coki_baez coki_baez
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:32pm UTC
    and my theory is that maybe if
    i keep my distance,♥
    •••• just maybe ••••
    you''ll start to miss me.

  18. MakeLOVEnotHORCRUXES__x MakeLOVEnotHORCRUXES__x
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    I can't promise to fix
    all of your problems,
    But I can promise you something,
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE THEM ALONE.

  19. just_dont_understand just_dont_understand
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 9:51am UTC
    At my school, they have banned I ♥ BOOBIES
    bracelets. Today, everyone in my grade wore the bracelets to protest. Detention had to be outside.
    MLIA
    not my format.

  20. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 5:47am UTC
    & fave this if you and your best friend act like
    total retards in public.♥

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