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December 17, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I hate noisy eaters.
You are HUMAN, not a cement mixer.

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robsssX
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December 15, 2012 9:15pm UTC

people walking behind me: *giggles at what their friend said*
me: are they laughing at me? is there something in my hair? is there a bug on me? omfg is my underwear showing! do i really look that bad, why did i leave the house today stop looking at me

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December 14, 2012 4:30pm UTC

After all the shootings in American schools, America still haven't banned guns. I hope they do this time before so many others loose their lives, it's not fair.

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December 9, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Night Before School: I want to look attractive tomorrow.
Morning Of School: Nevermind.

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robsssX
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December 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Me and my friends
friend 1: i can get any boy i want
friend 2: i can draw really well
friend 3: i can sing
friend 4: i can look good without make up
friend 5: i can get invited to any party
me: i can breathe

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Jodie_Ox
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December 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC

me: okay here we go
me: wtf is this question
me: omg i don't even know what a compound is
me: why is the invigillator looking at me?
me: maybe she thinks im cheating
me: PLEASE DON'T DISQUALIFY ME
me: oh god, my hand writing is so messy
me: what if the examinor can't read my writing
me: THE POWER OF LOVE, A FORCE FROM ABOVE
me: what if a mad gunman entered the room right now?
me: ok concentrate
me: lalalalala
me: oh yeah i'm a bloody genius
me: oh f*ck what is this question?!
me: okay im finished
me: why is everyone else still writing??!
me: what are they writing that i'm not?!
me: maybe i should write some more
invigillator: 5 minutes left
me: oh f*ck

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robsssX
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December 5, 2012 2:51pm UTC

mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i can't breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints

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Jodie_Ox
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December 5, 2012 11:14am UTC

What I think when I'm in School
Ugh walk faster you little nobheads
You're all so annoying
Seriously, how can someone be so stupid?
ugh idgaf if my uniform is messy
Don't talk to me
I hate you
Just shut the f*ck up you idiots
I want to go home
Why do I even bother ugh
die
die
I could be in bed right now
Why do we even need to learn this sh*t UGH
I give up
I'm hungry
kill me now kill me now kill me now

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December 4, 2012 4:01pm UTC

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robsssX
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December 2, 2012 3:44pm UTC

I belong with you,
you belong with me
you're my sweetheart.

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