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chickenhat0121

1. chickenhat0121
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   I've figured it out, the mystery of life! Pink lemonaide comes from MAGICAL unicorns but regular lemonaide is from REGULAR unicorns!
   
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2. chickenhat0121
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:44pm UTC
   It's okay to say "never" because it's just a longer version of "ever". <3
   
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3. chickenhat0121
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   If everyone were a Barbie doll, there'd be no unicorns. *^*
   (like if you have a unicorn friend)
   
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4. chickenhat0121
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 2:34pm UTC
   Hatred is the hammer that breaks your heart. Anger is the dirt rubbed into your broken heart. Regret is the water that washes out the dirt and love is the bandage that a friend puts on your broken heart.
   
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5. chickenhat0121
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   October 16, 2011 2:22pm UTC
   If you could see me now, you'd regret ever taking a second guess.
   
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6. chickenhat0121
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   August 6, 2011 9:40pm UTC
   Songs are love in search of a word.
   
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7. chickenhat0121
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   August 6, 2011 9:36pm UTC
   If you're stupid enough, then no one can hurt you.
   
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8. chickenhat0121
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   August 6, 2011 9:32pm UTC
   It's better to be hated for who you are (hense the chicken hat), than loved for who you're not.
   
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9. chickenhat0121
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 9:26pm UTC
   It's better to live and die then to never have lived.
   
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10. chickenhat0121
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    POLITICALLY INCORRECT QUOTE (or so you think)
    You can't throw the 1st punch but you can throw the last.
    follow if you've been caught "returning the favor".
    
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11. chickenhat0121
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Opinions are like armpits, everyone has a couple and most stink.
    
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