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1. chelseaa_ELVIRA
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 2:57am UTC
   That Dissapointing Moment...
   When you don't get the colour of the gumball you wanted from the gumball machine.
   nmq/nmf
   
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2. chelseaa_ELVIRA
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 2:37am UTC
   Dear Face Wash Commercials,
   Nobody splashes their face with water like that.
   Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
   nmq/nmf
   
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3. chelseaa_ELVIRA
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   July 4, 2012 2:24am UTC
   If I saw Louis Tomlinson & Eleanor Calder at Disneyland:
   Me: Excuse me, could I bother you for a moment? *holding camera*
   Louis: *looks annoyed*
   Me: Could you take a picture of me and my family?
   Louis:
   Me:
   Louis: Sure...
   Me: Thanks, I like your accent. Where are you from?
   Louis: ...
   
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4. chelseaa_ELVIRA
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   May 16, 2012 3:38am UTC
   Me: I should be doing my homework.. it's due tomorrow.
   One Direction: lol no.
   
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5. chelseaa_ELVIRA
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2012 5:00am UTC
   People say you can't live without love
   ...I think oxygen is more important
   
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6. chelseaa_ELVIRA
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2012 5:44am UTC
   YOLO.
   Established. 2012
   
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7. chelseaa_ELVIRA
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 7:51am UTC
   Before making a decision
   Think of 3 things that are going to happen,
   Then make the decision.
   
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8. chelseaa_ELVIRA
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 3:42am UTC
   Why Girls Don't Get In The Water:
   1% Scared Of The Water
   99% On Their Period -___-
   
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9. chelseaa_ELVIRA
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 11:43pm UTC
   UK have One Direction
   USA have Big Time Rush
   CANADA have Justin Bieber
   & AUSTRALIA have The Wiggles :)
   
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