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cheezeandcrackerz

1. cheezeandcrackerz
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 11:26am UTC
   12 . 12 . 12
   happy days!!!
   -proud moment-
   
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2. cheezeandcrackerz
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   November 27, 2012 1:01pm UTC
   You are the reason
   my middle finger was created !
   -solved-
   
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3. cheezeandcrackerz
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   November 20, 2012 12:42pm UTC
   We live in a world
   where losing your phone is worse then losing your virgintiy
   -i know... blame global warming-
   
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4. cheezeandcrackerz
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   October 2, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   Fave if you
   like cookies...
   -you know you do-
   
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5. cheezeandcrackerz
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   October 2, 2012 3:59pm UTC
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6. cheezeandcrackerz
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   October 2, 2012 3:51pm UTC
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7. cheezeandcrackerz
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   October 2, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   sometimes when i close my eyes...
   I can't see !
   -shock, horror!-
   
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8. cheezeandcrackerz
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   October 2, 2012 3:25pm UTC
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9. cheezeandcrackerz
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   October 1, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   CHOCOLATE
   IS PROOF THAT
   GOD WANTS US TO
   BE HAPPY
   
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10. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    i HATE BEING BORED
    CUZ BEING BORED
    IS JUST SOO
    BORING!
    
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11. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    MIND
    FU(K
    
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12. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I bought some batteries
    but they weren't included
    -sad times-
    
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13. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I heard she was born naked
    that s/lut
    -shock, horror!-
    
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14. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    I intend to live forever
    so far,so good
    -doing well-
    
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15. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Always rember ,you're unique
    just like everybody else
    -a boost in life-
    
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16. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Waffles are like pancakes
    but with a syrup trap
    -fact-
    
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17. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Faith, Trust
    and a little Pixie Dust
    -to take you through the day-
    
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18. cheezeandcrackerz
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    October 1, 2012 3:34pm UTC
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19. cheezeandcrackerz
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    August 1, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    If you know your gonna die in an elevator
    be sure to pess the up button
    -a little tip-
    
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20. cheezeandcrackerz
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    August 1, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Your toe is a device
    for finding furniture in a dark room
    -fact-
    
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