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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. littlealltimelowthings littlealltimelowthings
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    I f She. . .
    thinks 69 is just a number
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -saw it on tumblr, nmq
    nmf

  3. purpleostrich purpleostrich
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    And don't forget,
    to remember me . . ♥


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. greekchick2 greekchick2
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    when a girl says to a guy,
    "Come here and give me a hug !"
    it's code for 'you smell yummy'. (:
    nmf

  6. Colby Colby
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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  7. karlforeva karlforeva
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    potatos have skin
    i have skin
    therefore i am a potato


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. summerlovinxox summerlovinxox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Jersey shore quotes #1The Situation: I like my clothes like my women.. options. Pauly D: You like your girls like your underwear.. dirty.

  10. gogoyoable gogoyoable
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:47am UTC
    I wish my town had a build-a-bra, like they do on iCarly.

  11. gogoyoable gogoyoable
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When You try to kiss your pet, but they turn they're head, and you feel so rejected.

  12. XoXlbXoX XoXlbXoX
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    i'm not a perfect girlMy hair doen't alwaysstay in place & i spill things alot.I'm pretty clumsy & sometimesI have a broken heart .My friends & Isometimes fight & maybe some days nothing goes right. but when i think about it & take a step backi remenber how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe, i like being imperfect . . . nmq

  13. prettybutunpretty prettybutunpretty
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    "You look tired today"
    Is just another way of saying,you look uglier than normal
    [♥]
    nmf/nmq (GrouchyRabbit.com)

  14. aml143 aml143
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    anyone pumped for jersey shore
    tomorrow?

  15. Sunshine2014 Sunshine2014
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    Boy are you like a vampire, cause you got me lost in those eyes it's almost like i'm hypnotized:D

  16. Havey Havey
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    Everything i want to tell you is
    everything i wish you would say.

  17. jessicabrooke033 jessicabrooke033
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be romantic if;
    you and "him" kissed while the fireworks went off?

  18. hellsYES04 hellsYES04
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    my gym teacher tells me i need to get in shape, well
    ROUND IS A SHAPE...

  19. melissa8910 melissa8910
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    I want to be called PRETTY.
    I don't want to be JEALOUS.
    I want someone to LOVE ME.
    I don't want to be SELF CONSCIOUS.

  20. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    &+WHO ELSE,
    Has been attacked by their shower curtain?

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