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cheerxleaderx8

1. cheerxleaderx8
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   December 10, 2011 8:00pm UTC
   If you text two people at once, does that make you bitextual ?(;
   
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2. cheerxleaderx8
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   December 3, 2011 5:04pm UTC
   That awkward moment...
   when my friends are talking about their boyfriends, and i'm like... i have a dog
   
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3. cheerxleaderx8
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   December 3, 2011 4:53pm UTC
   if you hate me,
   i love you too,
   it's not my fault,
   i'm cuter than you(;
   
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4. cheerxleaderx8
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   December 1, 2011 5:14pm UTC
   Dear crush,
   don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve.
   Sincerely,
   you were on my wish list. (;
   
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5. cheerxleaderx8
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   November 30, 2011 4:51pm UTC
   Dear Handsanitizer,
   Thank you so much for finally informing me that i have
   a couple cuts that I didn't know about. It means alot...
   sincerely, My Burning Hand
   
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6. cheerxleaderx8
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   November 27, 2011 12:04pm UTC
   Girls; just remember, the boy you're going to marryis walking on this earth right now <3unless of course you're like me...and you're going to die alonewith 99 cats (;
   
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7. cheerxleaderx8
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   November 27, 2011 12:01pm UTC
   Ridiculousness;
   makes my day so much better (:
   
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8. cheerxleaderx8
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   November 27, 2011 11:21am UTC
   That awkward moment;
   when you pull the push door even though it's clearly signed.
   
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9. cheerxleaderx8
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   November 27, 2011 10:57am UTC
   that awkward moment when you notice
   someones zipper is down but
   you dont want to say anything
   because you don't have a good excuse for
   why you were looking that low...
   
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10. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 27, 2011 10:48am UTC
    I’m going to change my password to incorrect so when it says “your password is incorrect” I’ll be like oh thanks witty <3
    
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11. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 26, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    fri(end)
    l(over)
    be(lie)ver
    fam(ily)
    
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12. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 26, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    BOYS WHO DO THE "HALF" SMILE
    [♥] if you think it's adorable.
    
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13. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 26, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    facebook may say we're friends...
    but b*tch i wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.
    
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14. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 26, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Get yourself together, don't hate.
    Jealousys the ugliest trait. <3
    
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15. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 26, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Boy : 911 ?
    911: Yes , what your emergency ?
    Boy: Two girls are fighting over me .
    911: Whats the problem ?
    Boy: The ugly one's winning
    
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16. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 26, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    & Mr. Krabs sings the spongebob theme song...
    #mindblown
    
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17. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 26, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    Just like the clouds
    my eyes will do the same.
    if you walk away
    everyday it will rain, <3
    
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18. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 20, 2011 7:57pm UTC
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19. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 20, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    when I'm older and my daughter asks me who my first love was; i want to be able to say, he's sitting right over there <3
    
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20. cheerxleaderx8
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    November 20, 2011 7:36pm UTC
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