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Charlie*

Status: Wendy, run away with me. I know I sound crazy, don't you see what you do to me?

Member Since: 30 Aug 2012 01:07pm

Last Seen: 19 Apr 2020 04:34pm

Location: Groningen, the Netherlands

user id: 328355

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Hi, I'm not active anymore but I might have rediscovered this site (lol)
I tend to write down funny things I overhear in my notes while walking around at university, which I'll be posting
However, due to lockdown measures, of course there's not going to be much new content.
Anyway, I'd like to get into HTML again, so I might stick around.


About my account:
I started this when I was 11, I am not a native speaker of English, which is very visible if you look at my old quotes.
I won't delete them. They are hella awkward but funny to look back to (I had so many crushes? I'm amazed)

My profile pic is my favourite picture of kpop singer Hoshi. 
  1. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:44am UTC
    <(°-°)>
    Give me a hug, big koala!

  2. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 7:21am UTC
    A few minutes ago i saw this advertising:
    FREE DATING!!
    How do they know that i'm single ;c

  3. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    In my country gay marriage are legal.
    Be jalous.
    I know you are.

  4. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    Best friend: I hate you
    Me: I hate you too
    Best friend: 1 April Fool!
    Me: I'm serious
    Real Story :D

  5. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    That feelin' when you have your period and you must sneeze.
    You just feel the blood coming.

  6. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 7:17am UTC
    Witty is my life.<3

  7. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    I want too change my status from ''Single'' to ''in a relationship"
    Cuz i kissed my cat today, four times.

  8. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    To be happy i only need 3 things:
    1. My bed
    2. Internet
    3. The fridge
    [Close to each other, i don't wanna walk]

  9. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    On school: You're ugly
    On the internet: You're so pretty!
    Only i?

  10. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    Learning Dutch!
    Trainer in Dutch is Trainer
    Lession over c:

  11. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:04am UTC
    Why i hate school #6
    There are so much things to post about hating school.
    That i don't know anything.
    ~(o__O~)

  12. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    Dare To Tell
    What type of day are you having?
    Nah, it is okay
    Was there anyone who "made your day"?
    My cat
    Are you liking how you look today?
    Little bit
    Do you have anyone crushing on you?
    Maybe, Idk, I don't think so
    Have you ever eaten a bug?
    Never c;
    Are you vegeterian?
    No, I love meatt!
    When was the last time you kissed someone?
    In the morning i kissed my mom on her cheek to say goodbye
    Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you?
    Nope
    Are you a mother or a father?
    Nope
    When was your last paycheck?
    I don't have a job yet.
    How many pets do you have?
    2 cats, and some spiders in my room :P
    What kind of toothpaste do you use?
    Idk, but it has the word 'fresh' in it
    Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
    Yeah, with 3 :D
    What was the last gift someone gave you?
    Candy for Valentine
    Do you appreciate that person?
    He is my ex now.
    Are you on any type of drugs?
    Nope
    Are you in love?
    With food, duúhh.
    Have you ever been in love?
    Yeah
    Do you even believe in love?
    Yes, of course
    How many things are you really thinking about right now?
    4?
    did you talk to anyone you didn't like today?
    My ex
    Do you like picnics?
    Yeah
    Have you finished school yet?
    Still Elementary
    What is/was your worst subject?
    Idk.
    What's your father's middle name?
    Idk, Leonard ore something
    Who are you voting for?
    The pink koala
    Do you like Obama?
    Idk, you should better ask: Do you like Queen Beatrix?
    Was his name even worth capitalizing?
    whos name?
    What kind of mood are you in?
    Happy
    Are you waiting for anything?
    Nope
    Are you going to bed after this?
    It is 17:12. Of course not.
    Have you ever watched fahrenheit 9/11?
    Wtf?
    Where were you september 11. 2001?
    I was a little baby on a carpet playing with toys.
    What book are you currently reading?
    'Macht van de koning' Heheh, it is Dutch c;
    What song did you last listen to?
    Fit For Rivals - Crash
    What movie is in your DVD player?
    There isnt a movie in it
    How many windows are open in your computer?
    2
    Are you a very stressed out person?
    Yeah, most of the time
    How old is your mom?
    42
    Has your mom ever been on television or in the paper?
    In the paper, she saved the life of a runner ~No joke, he gets a hart attack she reanimated him
    Are you single?
    Jup :D
    Do you have a beach house?
    Nope
    Where do you live?
    The Netherlands
    Did you honestly miss Melrose place?
    Who?
    Do you ever watch Bold and the beautiful?
    Yeah
    Do you sometimes watch the news?
    Always
    Have you ever seen a UFO?
    On fake video's on youtube
    Do you believe in aliens?
    Yes XD
    you like Jerry Springer?
    What? Who? Where?
    Have you ever been to world trade center?
    Whats that...
    What is your favorite magazine?
    MeidenMagazine
    How many times have you gone to a foreign country?
    Twice
    When will you next go on a plane?
    This summer
    When did you last go on a plane?
    Last summer
    Do you watch football sundays?
    Whats that
    Do you read Perez Hilton?
    Whats that
    What are your thoughts on Disney Channel?
    Things for kids.
    Have you taken all the cool quizzes on QuizPox.com ?
    What?
    Do you like Techno?
    ..Depends
    Do you like Dr.Phil?
    Sometimes XD
    Do you like Oprah?
    Jep
    Do you ever want to get married?
    Only with a nice guy
    What is your favorite country?
    Finland
    Do you like animals?
    YEAAH!
    Do you like High school musical?
    Hate it.
    Are the Jonas brothers cute?
    Hate them.
    Do you have an ipod?
    Nope.
    Do you watch TV a lot?
    Yeah
    Are you afraid of the dark?
    Of course.

  13. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 11:46am UTC
    Why i hate school #5
    I'm sitting next to my ex. -.-
    Ps. All the things i post with 'Why i hate school' are so damn true.

  14. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:48am UTC
    Why i hate school #4
    The chairs..NO ARMRESTS

  15. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:46am UTC
    Random Questions About Me:
    Spell your name without vowels: Chrltt
    Your favorite number: 6
    What color do you wear most?: Idk, Blue to school and red for pyjama's
    Least favorite color?: Purple C:
    What are you listening to?: Dubstep
    What is your favorite class in school?: The toilet
    Are you outgoing?: No c;
    Favorite pair of shoes?: My all stars
    Can you dance?: Of course not!
    Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: I don't understand lol.
    Can you whistle?: Sometimes
    Write with both hands?: Only right
    Cross your eyes: Yeah
    Walk with your toes curled: Easy
    THE DO'S
    Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yes
    Do you believe in miracles?: Yes
    Do you believe in magic?: The magic of food i believe.
    Love at first sight?: Nope
    Do you like roller coasters?: YEAAHH
    Do you know how to swim?: OF COURSE NOT XD. Yeah, i do.
    Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Nope :P
    THE HAVES
    Have you ever been on a plane?: Yeah
    Have you ever asked someone out?: I'm 11, in my village they don't do that yet
    Have you ever been to the ocean?: No
    Have you ever painted your nails?: Yeah, but i don't like
    THE WHATS
    What is the temperature outside?: Something like 8°?
    What radio station do you listen to?: I don't listen to the radio
    What was the last thing you bought?: Chocolate
    What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Mister Young xd
    THE WHOS
    Who was the last person you IM'd? Huh?
    Who was the last person you took a picture of?: My cat[Yes, he is a person]
    Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My cat.
    HAPPY SECTION
    Are you a happy person?:Most of the time
    What can make you happy?: Food...Other things
    Do you wish you were happier?: Of course
    Can music make you happy?: Nah, the most
    How many times have you had your heart broken?: NEVER :D
    LOOK AT ME
    What is your current hair color?: Light brown
    What does your hair look like now? Curly
    Current piercings?: Earrings
    Have any tattoos?: Wanna have :c
    Eye color?: Blue 0¿0
    CURRENTLY WEARING
    What shirt are you wearing?: A shirt with a puppy..
    Pants: To big skinny jeans
    Shoes?: Black socks inside out
    Necklaces?: Nope
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Been to jail: Not yet, MUHUWHAHAHAH.
    Ran away from home: Nope
    Laughed so hard you cried: To much times
    Thrown up in a store: No
    Wanted to be a model: Nope
    Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: Nope
    seen a dead body: No! Only 1 hamster and 2 bunny's
    skinny dipping: Nope
    THIS OR THAT
    Pepsi or Coke: PEPSII!
    McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds
    Single or Group Dates?: Single
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
    Strawberries or blueberries: Blueberries
    Meat or Veggies: Meat
    TV or Movie: Movie
    Guitar or Drums: Guitar
    Adidas or Nike: Nike
    Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes
    Cake or Pie: Cake
    MTV or VH1: MTV

  16. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:27am UTC
    Why i hate school #3
    My crush sits behind me and my back is not my good side.

  17. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:24am UTC
    Why i hate school #2
    My teacher thinks i'm a really nice girl.
    When i'm doing something wrong his face is like;
    WHAT THE F@CK IS WRONG WITH HER!!!?!??!

  18. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:22am UTC
    Why i hate school #1
    In a test of school we had to fill out a questionnaire about ourselves. The result was that I'm sometimes really depressed. Now I always must tell my day to my mother. Thanks a lot. >.<
    ~RealStory

  19. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Keep
    Calm
    And
    Love
    Chocolate
    CHARLOTTE
    Jay =^-^=

  20. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Status: In love with Fred Figglehorn

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