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  1. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 2:11am UTC
    The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.

  2. mandaxxsayss mandaxxsayss
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2020 1:25am UTC
    Q u a r a n t i n e
    b r o u g h t m e b a c k .
    H e l l o .

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2020 5:01am UTC
    In my experience, 'stop, drop and roll' works for way more situations than just being on fire.

  4. Nicole🙊* Nicole🙊*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2016 1:20am UTC
    Just because I study doesn't make me a nerd. Just because I don't have a phone in my hand 24/7 doesn't mean I'm antisocial. Just because I have morals doesn't make me rude. You should take a look at your life, not mine.

  5. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2016 10:46am UTC
    Is it you...?
    Legend says that when you can't sleep at night, you're
    awake in someone else's dream.

  6. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2015 10:10pm UTC
    take me back to where we started
    because i'm afraid i've lost it all
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  7. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2015 11:50pm UTC
    well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease
    as i listened through the cemetery trees

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2015 12:37am UTC
    pfft, how much of a ho am I?
    how much of a ho am I? well
    let's just say that if I was a:
    sandwich, I'd be a hoagie.
    chip, I'd be a nacho dorit-ho.
    fruit, I'd be a mang-ho.
    cookie, I'd be an ore-ho.
    starch, I'd be a potat-ho.
    meat, I'd be pepperhoni.
    fair food, I'd be a churrho.
    mexican staple, I'd be a tac-ho.
    beverage, I'd be hoda.
    that is how much of a ho I am.

  9. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2015 5:10pm UTC
    Let's get down to bussines
    to defeat
    the Huns
    Did they send me daughters
    when I asked
    for sons

  10. OneDay OneDay
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2015 11:15am UTC
    when you walk all the way to the gas station at 1AM and forget they close at 12 ._.

  11. jbforever1234 jbforever1234
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2015 8:51pm UTC
    logging on to witty for the first time since middle chool.
    Reads all of the middle school, dramatic quotes I posted
    & immediately
    begin to
    cringe.

  12. Kim_Possible Kim_Possible
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2015 12:48pm UTC
    How much can'ts can't a white girl can't if a white girl couldn't even.

  13. ThnksfrthMizBiz ThnksfrthMizBiz
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2015 8:33am UTC
    the worst pimples are the ones on the nose

  14. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 11:53pm UTC
    Ratchet and Clank Fact #2
    A Ratchet and Clank movie and PS4 games is being released on April 29th 2016.
    The novel is being released February 23rd 2016

  15. Shrinkhead Shrinkhead
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2015 6:50pm UTC
    Rock bottom is when you seriously consider a junk mail, which offers a miraculous way of becoming thin successful and rich

  16. Amazing*Panda* Amazing*Panda*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2015 10:11pm UTC
    Fun Fact: If you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it's weird.
    12:00am- I love cheese too!
    12:01am- I killed a man once
    -Tumblr


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2015 3:26pm UTC
    "I should do something this weekend"
    *gets off couch for one second*
    "You know what, that was enough"

  19. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2015 3:30am UTC
    *Attractive person speaking a foreign language*
    "I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded extremely sexy"

  20. MadAlice MadAlice
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2015 2:15am UTC
    im gay

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