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ceoxoxo14
posted a quote
October 8, 2009 4:55pm UTC

DONT READ!!!
There was this girl and she was with
her
friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It
had creatures in the background and the
man
looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to
die!

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ceoxoxo14
posted a quote
June 6, 2009 12:00pm UTC

rab your Phone.
got it ?!
yess!
What kind is your phone?
razor at&t
who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
Mackenzie--(mac)
Whos the last person you called?
voicemail
Who was your last missed call from?
no one-- empied my calls yesterdayy!
Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
danny--brother
Whos the third person who comes up under J?
jess
How many messages are currently in your inbox?
26
What do you have as your background?
it says hot. in hot pink (lol)
Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
caroline g
who is the 1st person who comes up under B?
bella
How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
3
Who was your last message from
steph h
Who is the first name in your phone book
mom lol
Who is the last person in your phonebook?
wes
Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
caroline g; emily n; kat; annie; kelsey; miranda; charlotte; cari; chandler; steph
Whos the 5th person under A?
aunt jill
Who is the fith person on your missed call list?
no one
What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
yeah, thats good for me. I can't do tomorrow either. so thursday works too.---(for latin project)
What is the sweetest message in your inbox?
you and me feirce mamaaa :)--(sent to wrong person so itss the funnies acctully!)

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ceoxoxo14
posted a quote
June 5, 2009 6:08pm UTC

carolineY
YYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYY

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ceoxoxo14
posted a quote
May 29, 2009 4:13pm UTC

The blonde test!
1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
6 [x]You have ran into a tree
7 [] It is possible to lick your elbow
8 [] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [x] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
13 [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
18 [] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
25 [x]You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [x] You have eaten a bug
28 [] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [x] You break a lot of things
33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
36 [x]When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
I'm A TOTAL BLODE :P

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ceoxoxo14
posted a quote
May 26, 2009 12:03pm UTC

A.) Put your music player on shuffle
B.) Press forward for each question.
C.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
D.) NO CHEATING!!!
E.) When done, add a quote with your answers on it!
f.) highlighted - my fav answers
g.) highlighted in red - my absolut favorite XD
h) highlighted in blue - the most true answer XD
1.) How am I feeling today?
if I had a million $
2.) Where will I get married?
too little too late
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
7 things
4.) What is school like?
bright side of the road
5.) What is the best thing about you?
pumpin' up the party
6.) How was today ?
temperature
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
have I told you lately
8.) What song describes your parents?.
when there was me and you
9.) How is my life going?
bigger than us
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
dirty little secret
11.) How does the world see me?
dead and gone
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
waiting on the world to change
13) Who absolutly loves me?
Brian Wilson
14.) How can I make myself happy?
something more
15.) What should I do with my life?
black horse in a cherry tree
16.) Will I ever have children?
circus
17.) What is some good advice?
clear
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
out of the blue
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
now or never
20.)What type of men do you like?:
party like a rockstar
21.) Will you get married?
ridin'
22.) What should I do with my love life?
Iron Lion Zion
23.) Where will you live?
Lip gloss
24.) What will your dying words be?
walking on sunshine
25) Who will you marry ?
don't stop believin'
26) How is tomorrow going to be ?
low
27) Will you ever be rich?
Hey there delilah

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ceoxoxo14
posted a quote
April 3, 2009 2:59pm UTC

kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

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ceoxoxo14
posted a quote
April 3, 2009 2:56pm UTC

&&& did all those things to steal your heart

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