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catvaltine18

1. catvaltine18
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   April 19, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   i believe love at first sight because,im loving my mom since i opened my eyes..........
   
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2. catvaltine18
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   April 19, 2012 7:31pm UTC
   blanket on - too hot
   blanket off-too cold
   one leg out-perfect
   until the demon form
   paranormal
   activity
   grabs it and drags you through the hall.
   
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3. catvaltine18
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   April 14, 2012 2:06pm UTC
   Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it,"I'm bored, i'm leaving"
   
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4. catvaltine18
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   April 11, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   ‎_ If you're GAY , it's a SIN . If you're BI-SEXUAL , you're CONFUSED . If you're SKINNY , you're on DRUGS . If you're FAT , you look NASTY . If you're DRESSED-UP , you're CONCEITED . If you DRESS FOR COMFORT , you're a SLOB . If you SPEAK YOUR MIND , you're a RUDE . If you DON'T SAY ANYTHING , you're a PUNK . If you are SWEET to strangers , you are FAKE . If you CRY , you're a DRAMA QUEEN . If you have MALE FRIENDS , you're a HOE . If you have FEMALE FRIENDS , you're a PLAYER . YOU can't do anything without being criticized . We live in a society where people can't survive if they're not judging the next person .. Only God can judge me ... Nonee else .. Who the hell are people to judge me like that .
   
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5. catvaltine18
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   March 23, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   ahhh finally in bed
   i have to pee
   
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6. catvaltine18
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   March 23, 2012 11:23pm UTC
   when I was little. I used to think that the moon followed my car
   
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7. catvaltine18
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   March 22, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   oh sucks i can't see my profile if anyone wants to talk to me comment
   
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8. catvaltine18
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   March 22, 2012 9:42pm UTC
   sunglasses stare at people without being caught
   
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9. catvaltine18
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   March 22, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   the more boys i meet,
   the more i realize that
   it's only him
   i want to be with
   i love my cat
   
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10. catvaltine18
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    March 22, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    who took my...
    oh.... there it is
    
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11. catvaltine18
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    March 19, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    I have it when you have to be nice to someone you want to throw brick
    at.
    
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12. catvaltine18
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    March 19, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    The awkward moment when your parents' guests arrived and you didn't make it to your room in time ,so now you have to socialize
    
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13. catvaltine18
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    March 18, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    ''Username taken'' who stole my idea?
    
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14. catvaltine18
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    March 18, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    that amazing feeling when you arrive home and jump into bed
    
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15. catvaltine18
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    March 18, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    honestly I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana
    
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16. catvaltine18
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    March 18, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Life isn't about
    finding yourself.
    Life is about
    creating yourself.
    
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17. catvaltine18
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    March 17, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    dream more
    complain less
    listen more
    talk less
    love more
    agrue less
    hope more
    fear less
    relax more
    worry less
    believe more
    doubt less
    play more
    work less
    
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18. catvaltine18
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    March 16, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    "Why didnt u answer my call?!" "Cause I was dancing to my ringtone!
    
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19. catvaltine18
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    January 27, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Me without you
    is like
    facebook without friends
    youtube without videos
    google with no results
    
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20. catvaltine18
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    January 21, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    6 things we say in school
    1.I am tired
    2.I am cold
    3.I don’t get it
    4.Im hungry
    5.What time is it?
    6.I want to go home
    
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