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  1. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 9:05pm UTC
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  2. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    I just told
    My deepest darkest secret to my best guy friend . . . He's the only person that knows but me.

  3. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Boy: Hey I wanna be more than friends
    Girl: ERROR: 52453 Message could not be recieved
    Boy: ERROR: You spelled received wrong. Ya could have just said no, silly girl!
    NMF

  4. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 2:57am UTC
    Who cant love this format?!
    Oh yeah. Squidward can't.
    nmf
    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -

  5. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    TEN♥you're not afraid to be yourselfwhen he/shes aroundNINE♥you feel very jealous when he/sheis laughing and talking to someoneelse of the opposite sexEIGHT♥when you look at them you cantsee the other People around you, youjust see him/herSIX♥they are all you think about most ofthe timeFIVE♥you realize your always smiling when youlook at themFOUR♥you would do anything just to see him/herTHREE♥while reading this there was one specialperson on your mind this whole timeTWO♥and you were so busy thinking bout thatperson you didn't even know number sevenwas missingONE♥you just scrolled up to check, and now yoursilently laughing at yourselfnow make a wish ...1O...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...
    Now repost this in the next 9 minutes and within the next three days that person will surprise you with your wish...

  6. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    December 22, 2012
    The day I go to the movie store, take all the copies of 2012 and put them in the "Comedy" section.

  7. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    ">90% of people marry their 7th - 12th
    gradelove♥. since u have read this, u will
    be told good news tonight. if u don't repost
    this your worst week starts now

  8. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
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    October 11, 2011 11:51am UTC
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    October 11, 2011 1:17am UTC
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  10. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Becca: I love him so much! he's just so sweet and sensitive and caring and pure and AMAZING!
    Me: So basically he is a UNICORN compared to all other guys?
    Humor Glitter: Just sprinkle it on a sentence and someone will laugh :)
    NMF

  11. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 11:07am UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    IM ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE THERES A BOY I LIKE AND O DONT KNOW IF HE LIKES ME BACK :(

  12. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 2:02am UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th gradelove♥. since u have read this, You will be told good news tonight. if you don't repost this your worst week starts now.

  13. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    I REMEMBER WHERE I WAS;;
    When i heard steve jobs died...
    I was on my Mac
    :( R.I.P. Steve

  14. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    that one really REALLY orange spray tan and you're all like
    b*tch you look like a carrot...

  15. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
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    October 7, 2011 9:53pm UTC
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    Today he gave me a white rose...
    JK my cat puked on my bed♥
    NMF

  16. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    T H E Y S A Y Y O U S H O U L D N ' T D O D R U G S . . .
    but the dentist gives you laughing gas to make you high for surgery.... Same thing...
    right?

  17. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    So today I bought a pack of nuts
    There was a label that read "Warning: May contain nuts"
    Well I'd be pretty disappointed if
    I opened it and a SOCK fell out...

  18. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:54am UTC
    Dear Twilight,
    Cool story bro!
    Holy duck f**k...
    In case u didn't notice
    I don't give a SH*T(:
    Sincerely,
    The girl from Platform 9¾ <3

  19. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    I don't get it. When my friends come to my house and they're like, "Hey, do u have a bathroom?" It's like;;
    No... we poop outside......
    NMF/NMQ

  20. catvalentine1 catvalentine1
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    "If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now And can't get them out of your head Then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you ♥"

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