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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. KennethLovesMusic KennethLovesMusic
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    This story is so horrible.
    http://blog.makmoden.com/?p=677
    She was tortured for 44 days until she died.
    Her killers are free men.
    Fave if you think they should have been jailed for life.

  3. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
    A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
    I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
    THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

  5. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  6. bro12 bro12
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    fav and i will follow u.
    -conner

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    you're the first and last
    thought of my every day. ♥

  8. JustADream_ JustADream_
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    I was normal...
    untill I met my bestfriend.

  9. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    even if we're apart,
    i'll always be with you. ♥

  10. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    i'm just so sick and tired of
    meaning absolutely nothing to him, when he's always meant absolutely everything to me. </3

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Osama Bin Laden
    is dead, but it still doesn't make up
    for a l l o f t h e l i v e s lost on
    9 /11/01 </3

  12. sk8trgrlxx3 sk8trgrlxx3
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    I don't want a perfect relationship ♥
    I don't want him to tell me I look good when i don't. I'm fine with it if he notices other girls, it makes it twice as more touching that he chooses me over them. I don't want him to call me every night; I want random unexpected calls from him. I don't want him to blow off his friends for me; I want him to invite me to hang out with them. I don't want him to let me win at games; I want him to completely destroy me at minigolf, then when I act upset, he'll get down on his knees jokingly begging for forgiveness, making me laugh my hardest. Then he'll make fun of my laugh and I'll laugh even louder. I don't want a perfect relationship. Perfect is boring. Perfect is overrated. I want a fun, loving, caring, not knowing what's gonna come next type of relationship.
    That's the type of love I'm
    looking for

  13. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    You're such a lovely friend .
    You spread rumors about me .
    Tell all of my secrets to everyone .
    Talk crap behind my back .
    Stole the one I loved .
    &&I especially love how you
    still act like we are best friends .

  14. Mackenna Mackenna
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    ☑ Saddam Hussein
    ☑ Osama Bin Laden
    ☐ Rebecca Black

  15. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 5:09pm UTC
    When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
    you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

  16. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

  17. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 12:43am UTC
    What hurts more than losing you
    is knowing you're not fighting to keep me. ♥ ♥ ♥

  18. MySecrets143 MySecrets143
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    You know that feeling,
    When you look at him and you think;
    '...wow i love him.'
    but you know your only friends.
    You know that feeling,
    When he looks at her
    & you know he loves her even though you love him
    but you just cant stop thinking about him
    You know that feeling,
    When you waist every 11:11 wishing for him
    hoping he feels the same way
    but you know hes probably wishing for her
    You know that feeling,
    When your heart breaks
    because no one knows how you feel
    but sometimes you wished he knew
    Yeah, I know that feeling
    Mine i think♥

  19. Ksoccer11 Ksoccer11
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:05am UTC
    I DON'T CARE IF
    YOU'RE BLACK, WHITE, BISEXUAL, GAY, LESBIAN, SHORT, TALL, FAT, SKINNY, RICH OR POOR. IF YOU'RE NICE TO ME, I'LL BE NICE TO YOU. SIMPLE AS THAT.
    -EMINEM♥

  20. ximxalwaysxhere4youx ximxalwaysxhere4youx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Take me as I am,
    OR,
    watch me as I go.
    YOUR CHOICE.

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