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  1. kaitlinsaraa kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    You're annoying.
    Go plank. in traffic.

  2. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    Yeah, he's cute.
    But so are puppies,
    and I'd never go out with a
    DOG

  3. Jessicagoesrawwr Jessicagoesrawwr
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    SO TODAY,
    I got my first tattoo saying...
    Witty ♥
    Just like that. No joke, i got it on my left wrist.
    FAVE if you think that's SWAG. :)

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed ;
    Watch scary movies with you ;
    Hold hands ;
    Kiss you in the rain ;
    Go on long walks with you ;
    Laugh until I can't breathe ;
    Make you watch chick flicks ;
    Talk on the phone till sunrise ;
    Play your favorite video games ;
    Build a fort and have a snowball fight ;
    Sit in front of a fireplace and talk about life ;
    Sneak out at night to look at the stars with you .
    I want to fall hopelessly in love with you .

  5. brookeewing brookeewing
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 8:38am UTC
    & comment if you like the new witty,
    fav if u miss the old one
    ♥♥♥

  6. raeeex98 raeeex98
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    No, This isn't going to be the prettiest quote... I just need to say something.
    my "friend" wants to hangout secretly... not talk to me in school, not let me
    post my status when i'm hanging out with her.. so, i have a favor... can you
    favorite this if you think that i should stop being friends wit her, and leave
    a really quick comment if i should still be friends with her. love - rae. ♥ . .

  7. _spaceboundx _spaceboundx
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    You know you're in love
    when you know everything about a person
    and they know everything about you,
    but you're not bored. Everything they
    say and everything they do still makes
    your heart race, your stomach swirl,
    and your love grow. They're still the
    most interesting, complex people you've
    ever met. You still desire to learn more
    about them, even though you've memorized
    them completely. They're still irresistible
    to you. They still make you laugh until
    you cry, you still have a desire to stay
    in their arms forever, and you still
    never want to lose them.

  8. Dare2Request Dare2Request
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:48am UTC
    Layout Tutorial!
    Okay, so many people have been asking me how to make a layout.
    So here's a tutorial.
    If you have any problems or are confused. Just tell me.
    (The color of the word means that's that part of the code)
    This is the code for the layout:
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 205px; left: 0px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    </div>
    1. This is the code that you use for the basic outline and background of your layout.
    You can change the width, height, and the background.
    *You can find a background at photobucket.com or tinypic.com. But make sure you use the DIRECT LINK or the LINK FOR LAYOUTS*
    *Or you can use any program that let's you edit pictures and then upload it to one of the above websites.*
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    Stuff Goes in Here.
    </div>
    2.This is the scroll box.
    You can change the location, width, height, text alignment, and color.
    *There are more things to do, like borders, but I'm just doing the basics.*
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 245px; left: 50px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name And Text Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    **You can also copy and paste this to make more than one scroll box.**
    3. Put the code together,
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 205px; left: 0px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    </div>
    And there's your layout.

  9. Pistachiox3 Pistachiox3
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    School is unnecessary because...
    - Music: We have YouTube for that .
    - Sport: I have a Wii .
    - Spanish: I watch Dora .
    - English: everything is shortened anyway . {LOL , BRB , IDK }
    - Math: That's why we have calculators .
    - Geography: I'll buy a Globe .
    - History: They're all dead anyway .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. KenzieeeXoXo KenzieeeXoXo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 9:06am UTC
    Fav this if you don't hate
    Justin Bieber ;
    You hate his
    >> overly obsessed <<
    fans.

  12. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Sophie1997 Sophie1997
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 9:48am UTC
    Fav this if you are missing somebody right now. :'(

  15. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Save a field; tackle in bed.

  16. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    Save water; share showers.

  17. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Dry mouth? share spit.

  18. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Think outside the box
    X
    X
    O
    O
    O
    X
    X
    X
    O
    O
    Partial format to peaceinpieces

  19. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 10:10am UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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