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  1. omigoddess omigoddess
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    You never believe in love at first sight,
    until it happens

  2. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 10:25pm UTC
    Last night he asked me to marry him.
    and then my alarm clock went off...

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    im a little
    LET DOWN, BUT IM NOT DEAD.

  4. xapa xapa
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 3:38am UTC
    Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
    1. Acquire several dozen limes.
    2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
    3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
    4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
    5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
    6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
    7. Marry them.

  5. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    he kissed her like her lips were air,
    and he couldn't breathe.

  6. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 3:44am UTC
    but my love,
    how do you
    want to fight
    demons
    that cannot
    be seen?

  7. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 11:46am UTC
    In twenty from now
    I don't want to be just another name
    In twenty years from now
    I still want to be in your life
    In twenty years from now
    I want someone to stop you on the street
    Ask you how you're doing
    And bring up my name
    In twenty years from now
    I don't want your answer to be
    "I haven't seen her in ages"
    In twenty years from now
    I hope you say
    "She's waiting for me at home."

  8. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    Life is the biggest cliche.
    You are born, you live, you die.

  9. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 11:27pm UTC
    “I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her a tiny bit. When I do not give in she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to itself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
    -THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by. Blythe Baird

  10. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    your naked body
    should only belong to
    those who fall in love
    with your naked soul.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 12:24pm UTC
    our life
    is what
    our
    thoughts
    make it


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 8:04am UTC
    I'm gonna live
    I'm gonna fly, I'm
    gonna fail, I'm
    gonna die


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 11:05pm UTC
    “There is a particular kind of suffering to be experienced when you love something greater than yourself. A tender sacrafice.
    Like a pained silence felt in the lost song of a mermaid; or the bent and broken feet of a dancing ballerina. It is in every considered step I am taking in the opposite direction of you.
    -Letting Him Go


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 8:24pm UTC
    Sometimes it feels
    like the world has forgotten that there is beauty in the storm.

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