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  1. loverboy1128 loverboy1128
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    I'm the kind of boy who would...
    Be anything you wanted me to be...
    A best friend
    A boy friend
    A brother
    A father
    A superhero
    A prince
    A knight in shining armor
    A savior
    A lover
    A protector
    Anything.
    <3 if you want a guy who would do that

  2. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:20am UTC
    A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS? THE TEACHER REPLIED: HE NEVER DID. THE.................. LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER. SO RE-POST THIS IF YOUR GOING TO BE APART OF THE 33%. I B
    not mine

  3. MonicaMarie6 MonicaMarie6
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. c00lerThanTheFlipSideOfMyPillow c00lerThanTheFlipSideOfMyPillow
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Hi. I'm The Boy You Fell In Love With . Here's How It Goes; I'm Gonna Flirt With You , Then Diss You. I'll Send You Mixed Messages, Hit On Other Girls , Lie To You . Then I Will Lead You On , So You Will Fall For Me Even More . I'll Make You Unbelievably Happy For One Night , But Tomorrow I'll Completely Ignore You . You'll Be The One I Turn To When I Need A Confidence Boost . Know What The Best Part Is ? You Can't Do Anything About it , Because You Love Me . And Don't Want To Loose Me . Ha.

  5. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    Repost if you love God ♥
    (Remember he just saw you looking at this)

  6. bonesfanforever bonesfanforever
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    The perfect guy:
    says i love you when he doesnt have to. apologizes when he was wrong. holds your hand. stands up for you. tells his friends how much he loves you. helps you when you need help. tucks your hair behind your ear when its in your face. makes you feel like a princess
    But most of all, the perfect guy is imperfect


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. maddieyock maddieyock
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 9:24am UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.
    this this means this means your a cool kid :)

  9. HillaryErison HillaryErison
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 11:54am UTC
    eHarmonyé
    sorry.
    Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.
    You failed question number 14: `What do you like most in a woman`
    My Dick` was not an acceptable answer. ..

  10. thatgirl4 thatgirl4
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    Fave this [♥ ],
    if your supposed to be:
    -sleeping
    - doing homework
    - cleaning
    - doing an essay
    - going out somewhere
    - straightening your hair
    - getting ready for school
    - taking a shower
    - or just flat out bored.

  11. abigaylemichele abigaylemichele
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Period jokes aren't funny.
    I'm BLOODY SERIOUS.

  12. tacos_cookies_xx tacos_cookies_xx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Having a bad day?
    ..
    Favourite this and I'll write a
    paragraph on your profile
    (No haters please? c:)
    nmf

  13. flyinhawaiianxo flyinhawaiianxo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin'. They hatin'.

  14. KerenThompson KerenThompson
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    I got my eyes set on you, my heart is burning red.
    All of my words come out wrong, run circles in my head. You had me and i melted in the palm of your hand. You know it, yes i felt it. You'll never understand.

    Format By JustADream_Layouts.

  15. wjm13 wjm13
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:56am UTC
    How many girls are there on Witty??
    Fave if you <3 witty!
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  16. kaciexoxmcginley kaciexoxmcginley
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    Dont You Just Hate When. . .
    you cant stop laughing while telling a
    joke, then when your finally done no one gets it?♥

  17. DinasaursGoRawr DinasaursGoRawr
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. E* E*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    fave if you like pancakes...

  19. SPEEDOS SPEEDOS
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    Halie, i know you miss your mom and i know you miss your dad when im gone, but im tryin to give you the life that i never had i can see your sad even when you smile even when you laugh i can see it in your eyes deep inside you wanna cry cause ur scared i aint there daddys wit you in your prayers no more cryin wipe them tears daddys hear no more nightmears, we gonna pull together through it we goin do it! lainy uncles crazy aint he ya but he luvs ya gurl and u better no it ! were all we got in this world when it spins when it twirls when it wurlz to little beautifull gurlz lookin puzzled in there days i know its confusing you, daddys always on the move mammas always on the news i try to keep you shelterd from it , but some how it seems the harder that i try to do that the more it backfires on me all thethings growing up that daddy, daddy had to see daddy dont want you to see , but u see just as much as he did we dident plan it to be this way your mother and me but things had got so bad between us i dont see us bein together ever again like we used to be as teenagers but then again everything always happens for a reason! its just something we have no controle over and thats what destiny is! so rest your head and go to sleep mabye one day we will wake up and this will all just be a dream! so hush little baby dont you cry everything is gonna be alright stiffen up that upper lip little lady i told ya daddys hear to hold ya through the night i no mommys not hear right now and i dont no why i feel how you feel inside and it seems a little crazy pretty baby but i know everythings gonna be alright. <3 eminem!! fav this if you luv eminem as much as i do!!!

  20. ElitaSwagg ElitaSwagg
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 9:59am UTC
    My baby is a 10
    We dressing to the 9
    He pick me up we 8,
    Make me feel so lucky 7
    He kiss me in his 6
    We be making love at 5
    Still the one I do this 4
    I'm tryna make us 3
    From that 2
    He's still the 1
    -Queen B <3
    Beyonce <3

:)

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