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captaincharisma
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 12:28am UTC

Left foot out of blanket
= foot is not safe from monsters that live under the bed.

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 5:09am UTC

break a leg!
LOL JK
i hope you die. :D

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captaincharisma
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March 2, 2011 5:06am UTC

You can't depend on your eyes
when your imagination is out of focus

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captaincharisma
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March 2, 2011 5:01am UTC

And who else,
Remembers the show 'Out of the box' ?

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captaincharisma
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March 2, 2011 4:54am UTC

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captaincharisma
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February 15, 2011 3:37am UTC

Scream at the top of your lungs.

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 3:33am UTC

You got me electrified.

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captaincharisma
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February 15, 2011 3:29am UTC

Just let me hold you
until the stars fill the sky. & one by one, I'll watch them dance into your eyes.

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captaincharisma
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February 15, 2011 3:26am UTC

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You make my world colorful again

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captaincharisma
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February 14, 2011 6:11am UTC

"Can i go to the bathroom?"
"why didnt' you go at lunchtime?"
".. I was eating?'

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 4:52am UTC

Im Not Rihanna,
I don't love the way you lie.

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 4:49am UTC

do you ever want me?
do you ever need me?

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 4:48am UTC

You are moving through the crowd
trying to find yourself, feeling like a doll left on a shelf, will someone take you down♥

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 4:45am UTC

You can'T expECT
anything original from an echo.

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 4:43am UTC

Carly:You promise you'd stop drinking milk in the shower.
Spencer:Stop trying to change me!
-Icarly

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 2:39am UTC

hit me again, tubesock
Lets go! xd

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 2:37am UTC

You were hot,
until you got a haircut.

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Am i the only one,
that wants to see the justin bieber movie?D:

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captaincharisma
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 6:50am UTC

&& baby, i have a plan.
runaway, as fast as you can.

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captaincharisma
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February 11, 2011 6:42am UTC

Dear consumers,
If you cannot fit your hand into the tube, that means you've eaten too many.
Sincerely, Pringles

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