IJustLoveItWhenPeopleAsk:
1) Can I ask you a question?
(Didn't really give me a choice there, now did yasunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut?
(No, I dyed the ends of my hair invisible)
3) Did you lose weight?
(I was fat before? Gee, thanks:D)
4) Woahh, you caught that fish?
(Psh, no. I talked it into killing himself by eating the hook...)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (264 people please. The 3 of us just enjoy changing our seats every 2 minutes.)
6) Are you sitting there?
(Umm, duh. Me and my imaginary friend Paul. He has a tendency to bite though, so stay away.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you?
(Actually, I was going to go naked. I just felt like wasting time putting these clothes on.)
8) Is that yours?
(No, I stole it from my neighbor’s dog)
9) Are you okay?
(YESS!! Obviously, even though I’m sitting here crying my eyes out
10) Are you going to eat that? (Noooo, of course not. I just put it on my plate so you could sit there and drool at it.)
11) *doctor* How are you today?
(Great! Fantastic! I just love coming here during my free time:] )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all?
(Why? Isn't this enough??)
13) Oh, where did you get that cool accent?
(I bought it off E-Bay)
14) Hey, are you moving?
(Nope. We just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week.)
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