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capababe

1. capababe
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   October 18, 2010 8:31pm UTC
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2. capababe
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   October 12, 2010 5:58pm UTC
   Why don't you go hug a weedwacker?
   
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3. capababe
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   October 12, 2010 5:51pm UTC
   Edward Cullen took the "N" out of vampire fangs.
   
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4. capababe
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   October 12, 2010 5:41pm UTC
   Hey, I'm wearing skittles lip gloss,
   Wanna taste the rainbow? ;)
   
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5. capababe
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   October 12, 2010 5:39pm UTC
   You remind me of a penny.
   Two faced and worthless!
   
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6. capababe
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   October 10, 2010 8:27pm UTC
   So today, us three were in algerbra. Sitting on the floor working. We tried to stand up, but fell down and started cracking up just outa no where in the middle of class, so our teacher comes over, "ya know someone puked there last week!" We all squirmed away. "HA RETARDS." Ya real encouraging Mr. Venditti!
   
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7. capababe
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   October 10, 2010 8:25pm UTC
   When your going out with someone,
   and you want to make it official over
   facebook. :)
   
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8. capababe
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   October 10, 2010 8:23pm UTC
   I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes!
   Singing ayooooooooo i ordered mayooo!
   
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9. capababe
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   October 10, 2010 8:22pm UTC
   I throw my fist up in the air sometimes!
   Singing ayooooooo im a guido!
   
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10. capababe
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    October 10, 2010 8:21pm UTC
    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    Nobody now, thanks to BP.
    
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11. capababe
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    October 10, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    God created men before women,
    because you always need a rough draft!
    
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12. capababe
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    October 10, 2010 4:18pm UTC
    HELP!!!!!!! IDK HOW TO MAKE THIS LOOK PRETTY!!!! HELP!?!?!?!?1/!?!??!?!?!?
    
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13. capababe
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    October 10, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    Hey, Well this is my first time on here, sooooooo i've got some pretty witty things to say so i hope you like them!
    -sandyhippo
    
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