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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2014 4:10pm UTC
    Rose gardens filled with thorns keep you second guessing like, "Oh my god, who is she?" I get drunk on jealousy but you'll come back each time you leave 'cause, darling, i'm a nightmare dressed like a day dream


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  4. Guyy Guyy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2014 5:15pm UTC
    If someone makes an inappropriate joke,
    say, with total seriousness, "I don't get it. Can you explain it?"
    Then watch them crash and burn. xD

  5. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    when you're supposed to be doing homework but you're on Witty
    kinda like how i am now : {] )


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  7. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    You may have bought me the food, but
    you bought it for me so don't call me selfish when you
    take some and i complain.

  8. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    This question is for the boys?
    what do you do to show a girl you like them?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    I pee on them to let them know they are mine.
    format credit jimmy365 || nmq

  9. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    "You think you want to die, but in reality, you
    just want to be saved."
    R.I.P Hannah Smith.
    Bullied to death on ask.fm.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  10. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    You say this is suicide,
    I say, this is a war
    ~~~~~~~~~
    And I'm losing the battle!

  11. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    You're my happiness
    In my eyes
    You are my everything
    You're my sadness
    In your eyes
    I am nothing

  12. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    All I want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

  13. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    When I shower I pretend that I'm either
    • in a music video
    • posing for a photo shoot
    • starring in a horror movie
    • sitting sadly in the rain

  14. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    please, stay

  15. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 3:03pm UTC
    When you get what you want but not what you need.
    When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
    © format by _Jannette

  16. zombiesrule2 zombiesrule2
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    Going camping is gonna be the best adventure ever for me!! I cant wait!!!!

  17. Toxic_321 Toxic_321
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    WE LEARN FROM FAILURE
    NOT FROM SUCCESS!

  18. Toxic_321 Toxic_321
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    CHOCOLATES FOR ME NOT FOR YOU
    IF YOU HATE CHOCOLATE
    THEN GO EAT POO
    -HEATHER

  19. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 7:26pm UTC
    If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    A real friend
    Tells you when you've recycled a joke too many times.

:)

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