camberleigh

camberleigh
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 11:46pm UTC

What Witty Says I Do After School:
Sloppy Buns
Sweatpants
Makeup Remover
Fuzzy Socks
Think About Him
What Really Happens After School:
Pants Off
Computer On
Pass Out
And I'm just sitting here like:
Come On Bro. Let's Be Real.

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camberleigh
posted a quote
February 28, 2011 8:20pm UTC

That moment of anger when the
shampoo bottle falls on your foot
out of nowhere.

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camberleigh
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 12:50am UTC

This is for all the girls that have
thrown a straightener at a wall because it wouldn't work.
eaten nutella straight out of the jar.
forgotten to hit reply after typing a message, then wondered why the other person never replied.
accidentally called their guy teacher mom in high school.
never been able to do a pull-up.
just now figured out how similar geico and gecko sound.
put their ipod on shuffle just to press the skip button until they found the song they wanted.
gotten dirty looks from old people.
said something completely embarrassing and stupid in front of him.
cried when their food got ruined.
gossiped about the girl wearing short-shorts in gym class.
been the girl wearing short-shorts in gym class.
eaten a whole pack of tictacs in one sitting.
complained about that time of the month.
literally laughed out loud because of absolutely nothing.
wished they looked like the girl next to them.
sneaked to the fridge to get a coke late at night.
or wished to get a top quote.
Really, this is for all of us.

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camberleigh
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 11:30pm UTC

& Who Else
Tries to pee as quietly as possible in a public restroom?

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