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LOVES~ friends, Dr Pepper, i-pod, those rainy days,
love, butterflies in your stomach, writing, cold weather,
sweatshirts, gymnastics, family, cinnamon raisin bread,
talking on the phone, starbucks, dimples, CHAPSTICK,
God, TOMS, honest people, the beach, Texas, holding hands,
the boyfriend, and Witty quotes. <3

HATES~ hot weather, being woken up, math, fighting,
burning your tongue, liars, pimples, weed smokers, angry dogs,
homework, peas, Miley Cyrus, not having money, bratty kids,
mean people, not being right, homophobes, Lady Gaga,
people who think they arnt beautiful.

My Name is Haley,
*1 Corinthians 13 4-7*
<3

callmecorzo27
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 3:21pm UTC

What's the best feeling?
Waking up in the middle of the night after having a horrible dream, and getting that huge feeling of relief that it wasn't true.

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callmecorzo27
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 6:47pm UTC

When people seem surprised that you actually bit them.

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callmecorzo27
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 5:36pm UTC

And who else remembers,
Putting potato chips in their sandwiches at lunch?

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callmecorzo27
posted a quote
February 28, 2011 6:36pm UTC

*About to take a test*
"I got this, i got this"
*Looks at test*
"What the HELL is number one?!"

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callmecorzo27
posted a quote
February 4, 2011 1:15pm UTC

Someday,
someone will walk into your life, and you'll realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

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callmecorzo27
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 5:32pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN,
Voldemort is named, and Miley is tamed.

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callmecorzo27
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 2:44pm UTC

i like turtles, because they're so chill.
They're just like, "hey man.. I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush.
Cause I'm a turtle.

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callmecorzo27
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February 1, 2011 12:08pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
you turn 11 and you don't receive your Hogwarts letter..

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