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Member Since: 17 Jan 2011 01:03pm

Last Seen: 3 Dec 2012 06:39pm

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 1:31pm UTC

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
nmf

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:24pm UTC

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them straight in the eyes and say..
Santa Claus!
Easter Bunny!
Tooth Fairy!
NMF

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Step on a cheerio and you'll become a cereal killer. You'll have to live with the pain and guilt forever
NMF

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:15pm UTC

WhoNeedsSchool?
Music- We got youtube.
Maths- What's up with a calculator?
English- Everything's shortened
anyway...
Geography- Ah well, I'll get a globe!
Religious Education- Become
catholic.
Physical Education- Hang out at the
monkeybars in your local park!
History- They're all dead.
Languages- Who says Dora has an
age limit?!
NMF NMF

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:06pm UTC

If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breathe to say..
I love you
NMF

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:04pm UTC

TEACHER: Where's your
homework?
STUDENT: Written in the stars.
TEACHER: Huh? Where?
STUDENT: A million miles away...
TEACHER: What was it about?
STUDENT: A message to the main.
TEACHER: you were supposed to do
it on seasons!
STUDENT: Ohhhhhh!
TEACHER: So what do you even
know about seasons?
STUDENT Seasons come and go.
TEACHER: Your so annoying!
STUDENT: But I will never change.
TEACHER: Detention, NOW!
STUDENT: And I'm on my waaay!
NMF

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 5:25pm UTC

Each time we face ou r fear ,we gain strength,courage,and confidence in the doing. nmf

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
If you don't create change,change will create you
Nmf: Credit to Sandrasauras

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 7:53pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
"One good thing about music, when it hits you,you feel no pain." — Bob Marley
format by sandrasaurus

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 1:57pm UTC

Dear girl,
I'm sorry i got all that white stuff all over your face, I tried to get all of it in your mouth.
Sincerely,toothpaste
no my format Credi goes to: CMPSunday
quote: the notebook

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:42pm UTC

Dear police,
Kidnap is such a strong word. I prefer surprise adoption...
Sincerely,
criminal

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:32pm UTC

Dear Master,
I've seen your girlfriend naked more times than you have.
Sincerely,
your cat Tom

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:24pm UTC

Dear Random Friend Request,
We have zero mutual friends and you have no profile picture; I'm denying you.
Sincerely,
Bye wierd

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Dear Boyfriend,
Your wallet was getting fat,so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise.
Sincerely,
girlfriend

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 5:05pm UTC

Dear Girls,
We like you for your brains, not your body.
Sincerely,
math exam

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:54pm UTC

Dear Voldemort,
A couple of lies would take care of that.
Sincerely,
Pinochio

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:46pm UTC

Dear Vegetarians,
How many plants had to die to make your salad?
Sincerely,
An Honest Carnivore

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:41pm UTC

Dear Vegetarians,
How many plants had to die llto make your salad?
Sincerely,
An Honest Carnivore

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:36pm UTC

Dear Ugly People,
you're welcome.
Sincerely,
Photoshop

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cakemonster5
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:31pm UTC

Dear Facebook,
I can't believe youstill haven'tgoten that dislike button yet.
Sincerely,
YouTube

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