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caitycat

1. caitycat
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2013 6:12pm UTC
   I've always wanted to go into a restaurant for the first time and when they ask for my order just say
   'I'll have my usual please'
   and see what they say...
   
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2. caitycat
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 1:06pm UTC
   "My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London Hotel restaurant what her daddy did-she answered 'he's a pirate.' I was very proud of that answer"
   -Johnny Depp
   
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3. caitycat
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   Mexican student: It's not actually Mexican food, it's just normal food with salsa on it
   Teacher: NO. It's mexican food
   *argue about it for 5 minutes*
   Teacher: IT'S NO MY FAULT MEXICANS CAN'T COOK MEXICAN FOOD
   Rest of class: *gasp*
   
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4. caitycat
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2013 11:47pm UTC
   My boarding school is amazing,
   but I gotta admit
   I'm still a little bit dissapointed it's not like Hogwarts.
   
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5. caitycat
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2013 11:31pm UTC
   Listen, if I could run across the beach at sunset into my own arms,
   I would.
   
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6. caitycat
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2013 6:38pm UTC
   "Make you banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend, now"
   Jack Johnson, I like the way you think.
   
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