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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    no matter
    how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun.. you act dead.
    nmf

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when somebody's
    making too much eye contact with you.

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    It's funny how
    you only need me when you
    NEED SOMETHING

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Hi, Remember Me?
    you probably should because there was once a point in time where
    I meant everything to you, but nowadays, I can't be sure of that
    a n y m o r e < / 3

  5. JustLikeTears JustLikeTears
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Thoughts after school;;
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I wonder what snacks we have?-
    -My back hurts...-
    -Did we have homework?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I need a nap...-
    -FACEBOOK.-
    -Witty, i missed you.-
    -I need to change, these skinny jeans suck..-
    -I looked like that today!? WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    There's just something about
    Sunday nights
    that really make me want to
    kill myself.

  7. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    tWhat do I want to be in 5 years?
    Happy.
    If I even make it until then, that is.

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    The akward momet when
    the teacher asks you to read aloud
    and you don't even know what
    page they're on..

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    WHEN YOU KNOW THE LYRICS
    BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE SONG.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    Me: I have to pee.
    Best friend: Then go?
    Me: come with me

  12. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:03am UTC

    Me without you is like,
    a shoe without laces,
    a geek without braces,
    and asentencewithoutspaces.
    nmf

  13. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    8 planets,
    204 countries,
    809 islands,
    7 seas,
    6,000,000,000+people,
    AND I'M SINGLE.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:47am UTC
    I take my phone in bed with me
    ...in case you call.

  15. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:03am UTC
    Belieber Fact #1
    Justin Bieber's first tweet was at 8:27 p.m. on May 11, 2009.
    nmq

  16. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    That one guy...
    that you can NEVER stay mad at.

    credittowhoeverdeserves...

  17. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    you will never understand
    WHAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH.

  18. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    S.W.A.G.
    something. we. americans. got.
    nmf.

  19. jbabee809 jbabee809
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're riding your bike, and you get hit by a parked car...

  20. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    relationship advice
    but is still single♥
    my quote/nmf

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