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My Names Cailey.
I don't really like people.

cailey99
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September 24, 2012 3:08pm UTC

could you imagine a rivalry between taylor swift and avril lavigne
HEY HEY, YOU YOU
I DON’T LIKE YOUR SNEAKERS
NO WAY, NO WAY
GET BACK ON THE BLEACHERS

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September 24, 2012 1:32pm UTC

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I'd just laugh and search with them.

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May 17, 2012 2:58pm UTC

If I had it my way,
I'd slit your throat with the knife that you left in my back.

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March 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Looked up the Definitions on Google.<3
Directioner;
-a fan of the huge boy band One Direction.
-If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else.
-Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.
Directionator;
People who think they have swag like Directioners. The are fake/new fans of the amazingly good looking and talented boy band One Direction. They do not understand inside jokes. They think they are better then original fans. They most probably think:
"Zayn" is spelt "Zain"
Liam likes cats.
Harry hates spoons.
Louis loves Food.
Niall likes carrots.
"Omg do you like One Direction?! I love Neil, Lewis, Liam, Harold and Zain! I'm a Directionator!

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cailey99
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February 14, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I got a valntines day card,a kiss on the cheek, and a hug from my 3 year old cousin, she's one of the very few reasons I'm still alive.<3

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February 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Hey, Cupid? Hit both of us next time. K? Thanks.

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January 20, 2012 5:59pm UTC

I hate when people in 7th grade say their in love with a person after going out for like 2 weeks. You're like 13? and you're already in love? Highly unlikely.

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January 20, 2012 4:32pm UTC

I'm not very cool, I have to try really hard -Harry Styles.<3

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January 18, 2012 1:59pm UTC

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Please, my 5 boyfriends are on tour.

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October 28, 2011 4:27pm UTC

Remember when i asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.

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October 26, 2011 11:38am UTC

I would like your Facebook status but you don't know how to spell therefore I will not.

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October 1, 2011 12:19am UTC

One day I’ll stop cutting my wrist and slit my throat.

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September 29, 2011 8:50pm UTC

I hate when you're at the dentist and while they have the tools in your mouth they ask you questions like you can actually answer with your mouth full of sharp objects

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September 26, 2011 11:04pm UTC

You can only be broken, if you let them break you.

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September 26, 2011 1:52am UTC

Boys are dumb, the only reason we keep them around is to kill spiders.<3

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September 25, 2011 11:39am UTC

I learned that I trust people way to easily, maybe thats why I've been screwed over so much.

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September 24, 2011 1:11am UTC

“Some people make your life better by walking into it while other people make your life better by simply walking out of it.”

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September 24, 2011 1:05am UTC

Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, "Do Not Disturb" on your heart.<3

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September 24, 2011 12:59am UTC

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September 23, 2011 2:45pm UTC

“1. Madea: See, y’all Christians is somethin’… y’all go pull out that Bible, but y’all don’t know which prescripture to use for which situation. You got to find the right prescripture. There’s a prescripture that says, ‘Let the redeemed of the Lord say so.’ Have you been redeemed by the Lord?
2. Shirley: Yes.
3. Madea: That’s right, so if you’ve been redeemed by the Lord, and somebody does something to you that you don’t like, even yo’ kids, you can beat the hell outta them and just say, ‘So?’ So that’s what I’m’a do. I’m’a beat the hell outta them and say, ‘So?’ And I’m’a bring them over here ‘cause you’ve been redeemed, aight. It makes perfect sense, don’t it? Halleluyer! Halleluyer!”
—
Madea’s big happy family

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