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Jade672
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 4:18pm UTC

That terrifying moment when
you realize you're starting to get attached to someone.

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jackieb19
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Dear Ads On Witty,
I don't think anyone here is going to buy your life insurance,
Sincerely,
we're teenage girls ♥

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jackieb19
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July 31, 2011 12:01am UTC

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cheerdude44
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 9:10pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
Girls,
Want us guys to..
text them first,
take the check
ask them out
take their little hints
put all of our feelings out on the line;
just so you might say no
well here's some news:
sometimes we like to see you text US first
ask us out
show you like us as much as we like you
We have feelings just like any girl, we just
don't always show it
Format by Sandrasaurus

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XSydX97X
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 12:42am UTC

GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS:
"I'm so sick of guys being such dicks!"
BOY'S COMMENT:
"In 7th Grade I begged the teacher to let me be your science partner. I suggested you come over five times & each time you said no. I did our project, all of it. In 8th grade I sent you three Valentine's cards, roses, & candy. I tried to be romantic but you gave the roses to someone else & threw the candy away. In 9th grade I asked you to dance at the school & you said to give you 2 minutes to go to the bathroom. I waited two hours but you never came back. In 10th grade, I bought us tickets to see your favorite band. You took them, said thanks, & went with your friend. & Now I'm here in 11th grade, confessing all of this, on Facebook, where everyone can see to prove:
Sometimes boys are dicks, but sometimes, it's the girls."

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jackieb19
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 3:16pm UTC

i wish i could
switch places with
a boy at my school
for just one day

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cheerchic1089
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 11:13pm UTC

Don't worry Isabella,
one day Phineas will realize.. <3

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Novacaine
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 5:55am UTC

i find it funny how
everyone seems to be against guys on witty
but it's actually a guy who made this site.

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xozeusforever2xo
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March 27, 2011 9:29am UTC

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xozeusforever2xo
posted a quote
March 31, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Best first date ever:
Going for a walk in the woods to a clearing over looking the ocean, holding hands and talking. And at the end: A kiss on the cheek..... <3

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anonymousbitches
posted a quote
April 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC

FACEBOOK iis like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t really know.

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mariaruth96
posted a quote
April 9, 2011 3:52pm UTC

the best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.
-Andy Warhol

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justtwinkle
posted a quote
April 8, 2011 3:48pm UTC

◄◄| ▌▌| ► | ■ |
Life would be perfect
if we had these
♥

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LoveLikeYouveNeverBeenHurt
posted a quote
April 8, 2011 5:15pm UTC

There are 3 types of people in the world
& People who can count,
and people who can't.
♥

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An'*
posted a quote
April 6, 2011 10:01pm UTC

if you'll be my Peter Pan,
then i'll be your Wendy. ♥

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bricutey97
posted a quote
April 6, 2011 11:15pm UTC

I know 10 facts about you..
1. You are reading this
2. You can say M without touching your lips
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed
6. You're a boy/girl
7. You didn't realize that I skipped 5
8. You're looking back at 4 and 6
9. You're liking this
10. You are reading me telling you to like this
Click the heart <3
:D

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tigerkid
posted a quote
April 6, 2011 9:16pm UTC

Come on cupid.
Really?
I thought you aimed for my heart.
you kind of missed
you hit my lungs
at least I think so, because I can't
breathe when I see his smile
not my format

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alkaselsor
posted a quote
April 6, 2011 11:43pm UTC

HEY EVERYBODY.......
I'VE GOT THE BEST GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD <3

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xozeusforever2xo
posted a quote
March 20, 2011 10:56am UTC

perfect boyfriend<3
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life <3
♥A Perfect Guy
• give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
• give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
• leave her cute messages
•kiss her in front of your friends
•tell her she looks beautiful
• look into her eyes when you talk to her
• let her mess with your hair
• just walk around with her
• forgive her for her mistakes
• hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick
• watch her favorite movie with her
• come up and grab her by the waist
Remember This:
• don't talk about other girls around her.
• if u love her others shouldn't matter
• when she's sad, hang out with her
• let her know she's important.
• kiss her in the pouring rain
• when you fall in love with her, tell her.
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
• answer her phone calls no matter what
:;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
--if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
-call you
-kiss you
-message you
-get online and talk:)
soooo cute:)

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jackieb19
posted a quote
January 10, 2011 9:33pm UTC

"You know you're in love when you can't fall
asleep because reality
is finally better than your dreams."
-Dr. Seuss

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