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sup, i am courtney and i love one direction like a lot. you can catch me on the flip side on twitter(ilyl0uis) or on tumblr (ob3ytoml-ns0n)i won't go on anymore bc bios are awk and so am i so yeah

c4ptured
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Taylor Swift's New Single: He called me Louis
fave if you're a directioner and you get it

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c4ptured
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August 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Plot twist: "Four for Gretchen Wieners, You go Gretchen Wieners! And none for Glen Coco. Bye"

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c4ptured
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June 18, 2012 1:39am UTC

One Direction: you're insecure. don't know what for
Me: do you want a list.

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c4ptured
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June 18, 2012 1:30am UTC

Hey I just met you,
and girl you look crazy
hey what's your makeup
Crayola maybe?
c4ptured

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c4ptured
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:19pm UTC

*Walks Into Chair*
Me: Sorry.
Chair: It's Okay.

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c4ptured
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May 12, 2012 8:34pm UTC

shout out
to One Direction's
parents for
not using a
[condom.]

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c4ptured
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May 10, 2012 8:06pm UTC

★ ★
★ ★ ★
accepting the fact that
you will be forever alone.

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c4ptured
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Cool Story Hoe
suck it again.
format by sandrasaurus

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c4ptured
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:34pm UTC

tell me im a screwed up
mess, and that I never listen
tell me you don't
want my kiss and that
you need your distance.
nmf/tell me a lie - one direction

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c4ptured
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 9:13pm UTC

EXTRAORDIN-HARRY
AMA-ZAYN
PHENOMI-NIALL
FABU-LOUIS
BRIL-LIAM
get it?

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c4ptured
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 10:46pm UTC

my drug dealer
cracks me up.
AlNicholas

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c4ptured
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April 14, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Walmart:
because going to Target requires a shower.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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c4ptured
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:25pm UTC

throwing lamps at people who need to l ighten up
YOLO
nmf/nmq

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c4ptured
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April 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC

skinny dipping in my shower.
YOLO
nmf/nmq

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