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c0nfide

1. c0nfide
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   September 17, 2012 1:10pm UTC
   are we called fans because celebrities are hot?
   
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2. c0nfide
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   September 17, 2012 2:19am UTC
   are we called fans because celebrities are hot?
   
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3. c0nfide
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   September 13, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   what's the html code for a social life?
   <go></outside>
   
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4. c0nfide
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   September 11, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   SHE LAYS ON THE FLOOR WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. HER BEDROOM DOOR LOCKED.
   THE PILLOW OVER HER FACE. SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS
   but all they hear is the stereo blasting
   
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5. c0nfide
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   September 6, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   you make it so hard to smile
   BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT SO HARD TO BREATHE
   
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6. c0nfide
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   August 22, 2012 5:20pm UTC
   my best friend: I'm Saul Lucian, darling. You know - the solution.
   and this is why I love him.
   
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7. c0nfide
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   July 23, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   People say goodbye in their own special way.
   
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8. c0nfide
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   July 8, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   Dumbledore: Slytherin wins the House Cup!
   Dumbledore: PSYCHHHH
   Dumbledore: It's Gryffindor.
   Dumbledore: You should have seen your faces, Slytherin.
   Dumbledore: F.ucking priceless.
   Dumbledore: Oh my God, I'm such a b.itch.
   
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9. c0nfide
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   July 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   because that's what people do.they wake up, pick up their broken piecesand pray they don't fall apart for the day.
   
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10. c0nfide
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    July 1, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Don't say that people can't change. People can change. THEYJUSTDON'TWANTTO.
    
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11. c0nfide
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    July 1, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    I know you want to get out of here. But one day, you'll look back and wish you had enjoyed your youth.
    STOP BEING SO MISERABLE.
    
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12. c0nfide
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    June 29, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    seethatwhoreoverthere?
    she's the Cruella De Vil of the 101 Dalmations. Big Bad Wolf of the Three Little Pigs. the Hades of Hercules. Scar from the Lion King. she's Captain Hook from Peter Pan. and most of all?
    she'stheBitchfromMyLife.
    
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13. c0nfide
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    June 27, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    I did my best.
    That's all you can ask for.
    
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14. c0nfide
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    June 27, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. c0nfide
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    June 27, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    plot twist: awkward slightly creepy teenage fangirl gets the bandmember.
    
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16. c0nfide
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    May 10, 2012 5:43pm UTC
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17. c0nfide
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    April 26, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    sitting in class
    wondering how the hell the teacher got the job
    
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18. c0nfide
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    March 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    the thin thread that held you,
    how did it come untied?
    
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19. c0nfide
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    March 16, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    that heartbreaking moment
    when the vending machine rejects your dollar
    
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20. c0nfide
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    March 15, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    "I don't feel good."
    translation: I can't believe this is happening. I wanna cry.
    
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