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  1. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:44am UTC
    girls have unique powers
    they get wet without water,
    bleed without an injury and
    make boneless things get hard

  2. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:43am UTC
    Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
    They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

  3. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:42am UTC
    Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

  4. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:34am UTC
    As Beethoven once said:
    You must think of me as being as happy as it is possible to be on this Earth.- not unhappy. No! I cannot endure it. I will Seize Fate by the throat. It will not wholly conguer me! Oh how beautiful it is to live- and live and thousand times over!

  5. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:30am UTC
    As you turn and walk away with tears streaming down my face, youll never know how much I felt for you.

  6. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:28am UTC
    I am obviously not here at the moment... so..
    just leave me a cute little message with lots of love to get back to!

  7. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:26am UTC
    IM IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER

  8. buttercup13 buttercup13
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2006 10:25am UTC
    As we say in the GHETTO...
    "The Grease is going to hit the fans!"
    i heard it on an old tv show "good times"

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