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  1. bugaboo12 bugaboo12
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    bugaboo#6
    the moment when you knock your
    coolaid on the new carpet
    " yup thats stained, MOM we need a rug!"

  2. ilovepeoplethatfollowtheirheart ilovepeoplethatfollowtheirheart
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    girls need to stop focusing on being "skinny".
    they need to focus on being "healthy".

  3. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    My best friend's dad died today.
    One like for one prayer.

  4. bugaboo12 bugaboo12
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    My way of scaring people on omegle!
    Stranger : asked a question??
    Me: what is that?
    Stranger: suck. It!
    Me: I would love too what time should I come over!!
    Stranger1 has discounted your conversation


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Fun things to do at the mall.
    Put blue Kool-aid in a Windez bottle and drink out of it.
    Put Vanilla pudding in a Mayo container and eat out of it.
    Eat random vegetables and keep yelling at people "WOW I HATE VEGABLES! WANNA TASTE?"
    Play Kidz Bop music from your phone so that everyone can hear it.
    In the parking lot, put random sticky notes on peoples cars saying "Sorry for the damage" and watch them look for the "damage"
    Carry around a fake/real turtle around and ask people "Do you like my awkward turtle?"
    Yell "YOU GO GLEN COCO!" and see what people do.
    100% mq

  7. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    If you haven't followed yourself, I'm sorry, you are not a real Wittian.

  8. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Commas save lifes.
    It is the difference between
    "Let's eat Grandma!?
    and
    "Let's eat, Grandma!"

  9. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Today the teacher was trying to tell us that One Direction was at our school last year. We had her ask a different teacher and she said they did. She call her husbands room (He is also a teacher in the grade above) and had a kid come down and he said they did. (She didn't tell him anything. She just asked him and he said yes.) And she said that Miss Hobbes (The guidance counselor) might have a video. So she had her come in and she said that if she found the video she would come in and show us. About 5 mintues later she showed us. At first it was two teacher being like "Omg! One Direction is here." And "Shut the front door!" and then the lights went dark. Then you saw five guys walk in and then the girls went CRAZY. Then the lights came on and then it was 5 of the teachers! I so am mad at the teachers now!

  10. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    My friend spelt neighbors "nahbors" and Wednesday "wensday."
    Wow. Just wow.
    Jassy, do we need to have a very intense spelling session at my house tomorrow on WEDNESDAY.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    i bet microwaves are just actually filled with
    a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot.

  12. bugaboo12 bugaboo12
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    i love la la land!!! my favorite place to be.

  13. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    When someone upsets you just remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but...
    It only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap them across their stupid face

  14. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Omg I gave my number to this boy named Tanner at the dance on Friday and this is what happened.
    Me: *At my two basketball games until 12:00 with my phone charging at home.*
    Me: *Walks into room and sees text from random number."
    Text reads "won your game, eh?"
    Me: *Texts back.* "Who is this?" *Thinking it's a stalker.*
    Random number: "Tanner."
    Me: "Oh. I thought that you were some sort of stalker. And yeah, we won!"
    He hasn't texted back yet. I woner why...

  15. Princess B-tch* Princess B-tch*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    & he's got these
    brown eyes that drive me crazy. and ohmygod that smile of his just slays me. yeah,
    I love him- wanna have his babies. the only problem is he hates me.

  16. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    AWKWARD: Your phone going off at a funeral.
    EVEN MORE
    AWKWARD:
    Your ringtone being "I Will Survive."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    Jasmine, stop stealing my boyfriend!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. LoudButUnheard LoudButUnheard
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    We used to be bestfriends...
    He was the only one I had,
    I told him everything.
    Then he found the 'popular' group.
    I don't even know him anymore.
    but I miss him.

:)

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