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  1. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Don't Worry If You're Single.
    God is looking at you right now saying,
    “I’m saving this girl for someone special.”

  2. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    I Am WONDER WOMEN!
    I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder how I put on weight, I wonder where my money went, I often wonder why I wonder.

  3. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Some people look for a perfect relationship,
    But all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials...

  4. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    My Childhood<3
    "Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish how many pieces do you wish?"
    *7 Numbers Later*
    "YOU CHEATER!!! IM TELLING ON YOU!!!!!!"
    "HUEGGFBNDJHSMDJOFASMGFGD"

  5. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    “If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story
    about two men who are helped out of traps by a
    young child, who then cleans them up. Then, the child’s
    family comes home and yells at him.”

  6. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    I Don't Understand "Silence is golden"
    When Duct Tape Is Silver.

  7. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    I’m great in bed.
    I can sleep for days.

  8. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    I’m gonna go take a hot shower.
    It’s like a normal shower,
    but with me in it.

  9. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Some People Just Need A High-Five.
    In The Face.
    With A Chair.

  10. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Fav For A Follow??
    And If You Could Follow Back Please? :D
    Thanks!

  11. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    F A V
    If You Have Ever
    Pushed A Door
    That Said Pull

  12. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Don't
    Trust
    Don't Too Much,
    Love
    Don't Too Much.
    Hope
    Too Much
    Becasue That Too Much
    Can Hurt So Much

  13. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Today I Had A Substitute Teacher And Me And
    My Friend Decided To Switch Names And My Mom
    Came In To Give Me My Essay That Was Due
    -_-
    We Got Detention

  14. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE RED
    TULIPS ARE RED
    BUSHES ARE RED
    TREES REA RED
    FENCES ARE RED
    OMG!!! NUFTUIFSJGJGERGL!!!
    MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

  15. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    *Friend Asks For Money*
    Me: "NO MEH MONEY!!!NJKNRSDKLKJNRSN!"
    *Cute Guy Asks For Money*
    Me: "Of Course!"

  16. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I hate it when im on witty and someone takes a quote from another person and repost it.....
    all I think is WOW you're stupid -_-

  17. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    I should start a Harry Potter-themed shop that sells doors, windows, fences, gates and what not. Name it Griffin's Doors.

  18. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    clowninawhitevan just started following me...
    You dont have to follow me...
    Just ask, I'll be in the circus with you!!!

  19. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    I AM NOT GOING TO GET MAD!!!
    I'M GOING TO GET GLAD!!!
    WHY?
    BECAUSE FLETCHER FROM ANT FARM TOLD ME SO!!!

  20. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    I walk in thebathrom and this is what I see
    A urinal is looking strait me,
    I got pee in my pants
    and I ain't afraid to
    Flow It!
    Flow It!
    Flow It!
    I'm peeing and i know it

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