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tylerr
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 11:16pm UTC

weed is not a drug, it's a plant.
therefore, i'm not a drug dealer,
i'm a florist.
LMFAO.
i bet that person was high when they said it.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 10:58pm UTC

Bacon is bacon
eggs are eggs.
Don't let a guy in between your legs,
he says your cute,
he says your fine,
Nine months later,
He will say it's not mine♥.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC

I wonder if aliens ask each other
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN PEOPLE?" |||||||||||||||||||||||||

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cHeErGuRlxo14
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:57am UTC

click to see this quote

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xosamcheergurlxo
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:05pm UTC

me: sooo how was your day?(:
Him: good
Me: That's good! haha! do you have plans this weekend?
Him: ya
Me: awesome! i have none yetttt. ;P
Him: ha
Me: lolll. well ... i gtg now!
Him: k
Me: byeee! (:
Him: bye
Fave if you HATE when people only send one word answers.

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nikkilove7
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 2:02pm UTC

Please read this:
Girl: "We're going over 100, slow down, I'm scared."
Boy: "No, this is fun."
Girl: "No it's not,please slow down. It's scary."
Boy: "Do you love me?"
Girl:"Yes of course, since day one!"
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl: I love you...now slow down please."
Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
**girl hugs him tight**
Guy:"Can you take my helmet on and put it on, its bugging me."
In the paper the next day, a article said that a motorcycle crashed
into a building because of break failure. Two people, a guy and a
girl were involved but only the girl survived. Halfway down the
road, the guy had realized his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to scare the girl, so he didn't say anything. So, he made the
girl say she loved him, and to feel her hug one last time. Then he
let her wear his helmet so she would live...even if it mean he would die.
Fave if you think this is so cute♥

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christinaaxo
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Those little girls that you see
and think,
"She's going to be gorgeous when she's older." ♥

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xoarianaxo
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Mascara always beats boys.. Cause when a boy walks,
Mascara runs .
♥

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 5:22pm UTC

i know i'm not easy to love.
i'm an emotional wreck,
i'm not skinny,
my hair is always up,
i have a weird personality,
& i'm stubborn as hell.
i don't expect you to love me though, because
i'm not her.

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 4:59pm UTC

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 10:25pm UTC

Hi, I'm Taylor Lautner.
I've been a shark, & I've
also been a werewolf.
Skill? I think so.

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alexis_xoxox
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 7:13pm UTC

panicking when
you're finger gets stuck in something stupid.

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alwaysnicole
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 5:11pm UTC

1000+ faves...
i won't commit suicide...♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Have you ever wanted to cry
just because you know things will never be
the same?

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tylerr
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 2:23pm UTC

MOM, I'M HUNGRY.
"what do you want to eat?"
food.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 3:31pm UTC

The nicest people
always seem to be the saddest.

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x3sammii
posted a quote
November 1, 2011 3:53pm UTC

are you really
going to waste your
11/11/11, 11:11
wish, on a boy?? ♥
nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 3:57pm UTC

You know when you walk
Into a room and forget why you went in there?
That's God playing SIMS.
He just cancelled your action.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC

"hey do you remember that time when.."
*mom walks in*
"nevermind i'll tell you later."

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iloveyaahx3
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC

me: I really like him.
friend: why?
me: Are you serious? Have you seen his smile!?
friend: You should tell him.. he likes you too.
me: HE DOES? How do you know!?
him: Because I know your friends password.

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