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1. broken1234
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   he asked me if i was okay
   i said i was fine
   instead of ignoring me
   he grabbed my hand
   kissed it
   whispered in my ear
   "no your not."
   
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2. broken1234
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
   At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
   
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3. broken1234
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 10:39am UTC
   Thunder
   -boys like girls
   
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4. broken1234
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   April 4, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   you told me that if i die you wouldnt love anybody else
   
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5. broken1234
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   lets eat grandpa
   lets eat, grandpa
   punctuation can save peoples lives
   
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6. broken1234
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   April 4, 2012 4:05pm UTC
   why do people feel safer under blankets
   its not lik a murderer gonna come in and be like
   "im gonna kill this----danget shes under a blanket"
   
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7. broken1234
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   April 4, 2012 10:06am UTC
   my convo with cleverbot(clever bot is blue)
   will you marry me?
   of course!
   *hugs you*
   *kisses you*
   *kisses you back*
   you put the ring on my finger
   what languages do you speak?
   english...
   any others
   nope
   i know nothing about pokemon it distracts my thrid graders
   awkward convo...
   
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8. broken1234
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   April 3, 2012 9:59pm UTC
   THAT MOMENT OF FEAR WHEN when your getting your hair cut and your like *theres no turning back*
   
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9. broken1234
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   April 3, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   BARNEY HAS BEEN FIGHTING EXTICTION SINCE 1987
   
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10. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    LIFE IS NOT LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES
    ITS MORE LIKE A JAR OF JALAPENOES
    WHAT YOU DO TODAY ------
    MIGHT BURN YOUR A** TOMORROW
    
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11. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Isnt funny that day by day
    NOTHING CHANGES
    but then you look back and
    EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT
    
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12. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    I BET HALF THE PEOPLE ON WITTY DONT KNOW WHO HORACE MANN IS.......
    He made school longer..... hes needs a slap
    
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13. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    katniss:*stabes table*
    effie: THATS MAHOGANY!
    haymitch:good job you killed a table cloth....
    
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14. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    brick wall waterfall girl you think you know it all
    you dont i do so poof with the additude
    wait come back you need a tictac
    not a tic not a tac
    BUT THE WHOLE DARN PACK!!!
    
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15. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    awkward moment # 34
    your talking to a friend and your other friends turns of the lights unexpectedly and you grab and jump on the person you were talking to
    
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16. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    The Summer I Turned Pretty
    It's Not Summer Without You
    We'll Always Have Summer
    fave if you read the series
    
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17. broken1234
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    March 20, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    real convo with my mom
    *talking about stars and crap like that*
    me: yep my horoscope is a genius
    mom: umm you sure about that
    me: yea why?
    mom: i think its gemini
    me: oh yea srry
    *a few seconds go by*
    mom: genius is a beer company
    me:
    mom:ur such a blonde
    
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18. broken1234
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    picking out the marshmellows in lucky charms
    ...just me?
    
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19. broken1234
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    March 15, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    30 day challenge number 1
    15 facts about me
    1) i have blonde hair
    2) i LOVE VOLLEYBALL AND OTHER SPORTS
    3) i have 1 brother
    4) i love my dog
    5) i have a fear of the dark
    6) my life is lik a movie :p
    7) 3 is my favorite number
    8) people think im 14 when im really only 12 almost 13
    9) birthday is may 4,2012
    10) im on a computer
    11) im watching imeet the first lady
    12) im a super bubbly person
    13) i have friends in and out of school
    14) i watching finding bigfoot
    15) i want a bear as a pet
    
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20. broken1234
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    March 15, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Josh: ah momma you looking good
    mom: no u looking good
    josh: no u lookin good
    mom:no u are
    josh: no u r
    mom: no u r
    dad: what going on am im being punked
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    
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