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brittanynicolexxox
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 12:58am UTC

My profile said I hadn't been on in 9 months...
It's kindof like I got pregnant and didn't come back until after I had the baby.
hawkward.
i honestly was just reeeallllyyyy busy. Haha!

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brittanynicolexxox
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 3:48pm UTC

Who else remembers...
"If you can open a starburst wrapper
with only your mouth that means you're a good kisser!"
?

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brittanynicolexxox
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November 3, 2011 3:42pm UTC

All that b u l l s h i t s for the birds..
..you ain't nothin but a vulture

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brittanynicolexxox
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November 3, 2011 3:32pm UTC

Everywhere, EverywhereEverywhere I go.Everywhere that I've beenThe only thing I see is,Is Beautiful People.Don't you know? Don't you know?You're Beautiful.♥♥♥

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brittanynicolexxox
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November 3, 2011 3:11pm UTC

Don't get me wrong..I do want him to be happy.But part of me just wisheshe was unhappy with herso that then he could seehow happy he could be with me.

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brittanynicolexxox
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November 3, 2011 2:36pm UTC

Watching your friend flirt with the guy you like is the [hardest] thing to do without losing control.

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brittanynicolexxox
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November 1, 2011 3:23pm UTC

You've got that smilethat only heaven can make.I pray to God every daythat you'd keep that smile.♥

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brittanynicolexxox
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November 1, 2011 2:12pm UTC

I hate when you are so upset over something you care aboutand all the adults tell you to "just get over it... there is nothing you can do."What happened to fighting for what you believed in?

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brittanynicolexxox
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November 1, 2011 1:58pm UTC

That burst of anger
you get where you feel like you might turn into the hulk.

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 25, 2011 3:53pm UTC

I know rocks turn to sandand hearts can change handsAnd you're not to blamewhen the sky fills with rainbut if we {stay} or walk awaythere is one thing thats trueI still love you♥

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 25, 2011 3:21pm UTC

Wide awake, my mistakeSo predictable.You were fake, I was greatNothing Personal.

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 25, 2011 2:39pm UTC

Boys are cheats && liars,They're such a big disgrace.They will tell you anything to get to second base..ballBaseball, he thinks he's gonna score.If you let him go all the way,then you are a hor..ticulturiststudies flowers, geoligists study rocks.All guys really want is a placeto put their c o c k...roachesBeetles, butterflies, and bugs.Nothing makes them [happier]than a giant pair of jug...lersand acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck.All guys really want to do is Forget it, no such luck.

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 24, 2011 2:17pm UTC

If You Have Been Watching The World Series Games And Care About Baseball....Click the "♥" if you want the Texas Rangers to win ♥Comment if you want the St. Louis Cardinals to win(:

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 20, 2011 2:16pm UTC

You could be myIt GirlYou're my biggest hit girlLet me play it loudLet me play it loud like...Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh[♥]

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC

Today the boy I likesaid he was going to drawa tatto on my arm.He drew a cross with a sombrero on topand wrote 'JESUS' underneath.Then he said, "Haha. It's funny cuz it says Jesus but then it says Jesus (hey-zoose)"When I turn 18.. I wanna get this as a tattoo now. ♥

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 10, 2011 1:58pm UTC

Westboro Baptist Church tweeted that they will be protesting at Steve Jobs funeral.
-via Twitter for iPhone.
What a bunch of idiots.

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 8, 2011 7:37pm UTC

My local weatherman just said:
"By tomorrow night most of us should be getting wet with a 69% chance."
I. Almost. Died. Laughing.

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brittanynicolexxox
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 2:33pm UTC

Mr. Low Quote #2Mr. Low - "So our boys played Diamond Hill-Jarivs the other day right?"Me - "Yupp and we won 41-0"Mr. Low - "Mhmm. Them boys are all of hispanic descent aren't they?"Me - "Yes sir."Mr. Low - "Ooo wee. Our boys were playing feetball and theirs were making a taco huh?"I died laughing :)

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 5, 2011 3:20pm UTC

Like this if you knew thatN*SYNCnot only stood for the fact that the guys voices were all "in sync"but also was derived from their names. -justiN -chriS -joeY-lansteN -j.C.and if you didn't know that, like this if your mind was just blown!(:

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brittanynicolexxox
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October 5, 2011 3:05pm UTC

My Friend - "As long as you don't put anger behind a curse word then, technically, it isn't a curse word. Like if you walked up to someone and said, 'Hey a s s h o l e.' with no anger then its okay."
Me - "Okay. Hey mom, next time I smash my finger in a door or something and I say 's h i t !', I only say it cuz I am so happy... not angry."
Mom - "Ha yeah... okay."

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