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  1. JennaBean JennaBean
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Have you ever,
    looked at a really skinny gorgeous girl and wish it was you?
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    nmq

  2. BRIANACOLLIN BRIANACOLLIN
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    My flirting technique:
    Make eye contact with a guy a few
    times and hope he is more brave
    than I am.

  3. it_goes_on* it_goes_on*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    Admit it, we've all tried the
    Bend & Snap!
    From Legally Blonde

  4. bieberxfever bieberxfever
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Oh, the things I would do with Channing Taum (;

  5. wellsphills wellsphills
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:24am UTC
    smile at him, because it means something.
    and i promise you he'll be yours forever.

  6. hhaannaahhm7 hhaannaahhm7
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Dear guys,
    Do you spend as much time thinking about what to text back to your crush as we do?
    Sincerely,
    Curious girl

  7. Mangooo Mangooo
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Me: Oh, he's cute.
    Me: Oops, nevermind. He's wearing crocs.

  8. upanddown143 upanddown143
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I want to think that he doesn't text me first is because
    he's waiting for me to make the first move,
    but really,
    I think he just doesn't think of me or like me enough
    to text me unless I make the first move
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  9. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    You can always tell if someone likes you by the way they text you.

  10. Onedirection_luverfor_life12345 Onedirection_luverfor_life12345
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:44am UTC
    Someday you will find someone who doesn't care about your past, because they are to busy trying to make sure that they become you're future.

  11. greysonchick greysonchick
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:29am UTC
    CALL OF DUTY: REPLACING GIRLFRIENDS SINCE 2003

  12. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Don't cry over a boy that left you, because the next one may fall for your smile.

  13. jjaim123 jjaim123
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Hey babe
    Wanna make out?

  14. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Something that takes skill:
    Ripping a piece of tiolet paper without going off the dotted line.
    Sequel?

  15. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Here we go again, i wanna be more than friends

  16. upanddown143 upanddown143
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:39am UTC
    It's a good thing my crush can't see
    my reaction whenever he texts me.. because I pretty much derp out
    whenever he does

  17. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:48am UTC
    I'll keep your heart safe forever if you do the same for me

  18. dancingpurplebunny dancingpurplebunny
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Slapping your butt
    To make sure your phone is there
    * * * *
    nmf

  19. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    I'm cancer free♥

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Oh, your boyfriend cheated on you?
    Please, tell me how the whole male population is responsible for this.

:)

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