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  1. tiffany21 tiffany21
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    In class: I'll do this at home At home: I'll do this in class

  2. tiffany21 tiffany21
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Everything I like is either: illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    and the doctor fainted.

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:53am UTC
    My life was so much
    easier when boys had
    cooties

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    SHE'S NOT BEGGING FOR ATTENTION,
    SHE'S BROKEN, YOU'RE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE. ♥

  7. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:46pm UTC
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  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    being able to jokingly call your
    best friend any name in the book,
    Without her getting offended.

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    WHEN YOU KNOW THE LYRICS
    BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE SONG.

  10. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    some people need a pat on the back
    with a knife.

  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:46pm UTC
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  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
    BETWEEN VENTING AND BEGGING FOR ATTENTION

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    Some of you don't know
    how to leave drama in the past

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    S.M.I.D
    SUCK MY IMAGINARY D*CK

  15. didyouknows didyouknows
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    Did you know?
    You're always looking at your nose, your
    brain just decides to ignore it.

  16. didyouknows didyouknows
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:48am UTC
    Did you know?
    There's a restaurant in Japan that uses monkeys as waiters.

  17. didyouknows didyouknows
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:51am UTC
    Did you know?
    Students at Munich University use slides between floors.

  18. didyouknows didyouknows
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:44am UTC
    Did you know?
    Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.

  19. didyouknows didyouknows
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:56am UTC
    Did you know?
    There's a playboy magazine for people who are blind.

  20. lizzygaddy lizzygaddy
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Good Girls
    are made of sugar and ice.
    My girls
    are made of vodka and ice (;

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