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brienne

1. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 11:26pm UTC
   Its a funny thing
   how the only time you're my friend is when you want something.
   
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2. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2011 4:26pm UTC
   When I say "nevermind" I mean
   you were too stupid to understand what I was saying the first time.
   
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3. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 10:44pm UTC
   ._____________.
   Whale you be my girlfriend?
   ._____________.
   Yes I whale.
   nmf
   
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4. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 10:35pm UTC
   If I was just another
   dusty record on the shelf would you
   blow me off and play me like everybody else?
   ♥♥♥
   
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5. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 11:50pm UTC
   You say you're not a player
   but what means more
   words or actions?
   
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6. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 10:35pm UTC
   I used to think aliens were green and gross
   until I watched Lilo and Stitch.
   
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7. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 10:36pm UTC
   if we were a movie
   you'd be the right guy
   and i'd be the best friend
   that you fall in love with..
   lol jk
   i'll be that girl walking down the street
   and you'll be the guy that likes my best friend
   ♥
   
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8. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 12:04am UTC
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9. brienne
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2011 10:16am UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you're sitting in class
   and someone touches your foot.
   ♥
   
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10. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Wanna hear a joke?
    Simba from the Lion King was walking slow
    so they told him he needed to
    Mufasa
    
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11. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 9:22am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you step on a corn flake and become a serial killer.
    
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12. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    I f ♥
    You were a transformer you'd be
    Optimus Fine
    Format by XxprettixX
    
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13. brienne
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    October 5, 2011 8:49pm UTC
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    Witty should have a forever alone category
    For the girls like me ♥
    (nmf/nmq)
    
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14. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    today at lunch it started raining
    and he kissed me in the rain
    LOL JK
    he just laughed when I screamed
    because my hair was getting wet
    ♥
    
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15. brienne
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    October 3, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    Is there a ship in relationship because when its over you can say "well that ship has sailed"?
    
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16. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Boy, you are dumb.
    you weren't using your head when you cheated on her?
    Yes you were. Just not the one attached to your neck.
    
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17. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 12:51am UTC
    The real reason why Santa is so jolly
    is because he knows where all the bad girls live
    
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18. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 12:49am UTC
    The sole perpose of a middle name
    is to know when you're in really big trouble♥
    
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19. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    I'm
    sexy
    and I know
    it
    
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20. brienne
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Who has a Tumblr?!
    I wanna follow more people.
    Comment the link to your Tumblr and I'll follow you!
    
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