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  1. imayellowkangaroo imayellowkangaroo
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Me meeting Harry one day
    me: *hands him a piece of paper*
    Harry: Let me guess, this is your Twitter and phone number
    me: Haha, no what kind of fan do you think I am?
    Harry: Then what is it?
    me: My address
    Harry:
    Me:
    Harry:
    Me: The front door will be unlocked.
    Harry:
    me: I will be waiting Harold

  2. BeingMyself BeingMyself
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    M e : He loves me,
    He loves me not,
    He loves me,
    He loves me not...
    H i m : He loves you
    M e : O . O .

  3. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    being "popular"
    isn't going to help you get
    into Harvard
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  4. emluvsgummybears emluvsgummybears
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    *He* asked [Me] out
    Throughout the day,
    Random people would walk up to me and give me a note with a word on it.
    By the end of the day, the whole note said
    "Will you be my girlfriend"
    When I looked up he was standing there holding the
    {Question Mark.}
    lol jk he just gave me a note that said to meet him outside and i couldnt find him .
    efe**

  5. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Him:"HELP, SHARK!"
    Me: Silly goose, that shark isn't going to help you.
    nmf/nmq

  6. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    *Opens pack of bread*
    *skips the first piece because it's ugly*
    Fav if this is you:)

  7. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    ┣▇Witty Profiles▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. (Extra doses can lead to addiction)Follow Me I Follow Back! :)

  8. Iconic_Boxxy Iconic_Boxxy
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Fave for a compliment on your profile! ♥
    nmf

  9. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    I have a friend named David,
    he lost his ID yesterday
    We call him Dav now.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. xxForeverMyselfxx xxForeverMyselfxx
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    ‎4xy+5x+-2b = b²-√5x(22x-4.6) = ?
    Nevermind, I'll work at McDonalds.

  12. softb11 softb11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I'm officially naming my TV remote
    Waldo.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Friend Do you realize how may calories are in that?
    Me: Do you realize how much I don't care?

  14. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Spongebob
    Mr.Krabs: " Spongebob, you look like a girl"
    Spongebob: *Blushing* "Am I a pretty girl?"
    TayaElizabeth12 format

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When I eat waffles
    I eat them one square at a time.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When I don't care that it's Justin Bieber's birthday.

  17. tohkiitap tohkiitap
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    W a n na k n o w me...?
    Add me on witty, not Facebook.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Vegetarians don't eat animals.
    They just eat the animal's food.

  19. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob
    / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick
    ( (•)(•) ) Squidward
    | (•) | Plankton
    |•||•| Mr.Krabs
    mind.blown? i think so..

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 1:52am UTC
    our science class: *being obnoxiously loud*
    teacher: "hey, everybody..."
    class: *ignores him*
    teacher: "kids!"
    class: *still ignoring*
    teacher: "CHILDREN!"
    class: *keeps talking*
    teacher: *stands on desk and yells*
    "TESTICLES TESTICLES TESTICLES!"
    everyone: *dead silence*
    teacher: "thank you. now do your work."

:)

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