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imayellowkangaroo
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Me meeting Harry one day
me: *hands him a piece of paper*
Harry: Let me guess, this is your Twitter and phone number
me: Haha, no what kind of fan do you think I am?
Harry: Then what is it?
me: My address
Harry:
Me:
Harry:
Me: The front door will be unlocked.
Harry:
me: I will be waiting Harold

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BeingMyself
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:29pm UTC

M e : He loves me,
He loves me not,
He loves me,
He loves me not...
H i m : He loves you
M e : O . O .

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:04pm UTC

being "popular"
isn't going to help you get
into Harvard
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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emluvsgummybears
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

*He* asked [Me] out
Throughout the day,
Random people would walk up to me and give me a note with a word on it.
By the end of the day, the whole note said
"Will you be my girlfriend"
When I looked up he was standing there holding the
{Question Mark.}
lol jk he just gave me a note that said to meet him outside and i couldnt find him .
efe**

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runningislife*
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Him:"HELP, SHARK!"
Me: Silly goose, that shark isn't going to help you.
nmf/nmq

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xxniicoleexx
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March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

*Opens pack of bread*
*skips the first piece because it's ugly*
Fav if this is you:)

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JazziShae
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:24pm UTC

┣▇Witty Profiles▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. (Extra doses can lead to addiction)Follow Me I Follow Back! :)

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Iconic_Boxxy
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:19pm UTC

Fave for a compliment on your profile! ♥
nmf

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ivelz17
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:52pm UTC

I have a friend named David,
he lost his ID yesterday
We call him Dav now.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xxForeverMyselfxx
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:19pm UTC

‎4xy+5x+-2b = b²-√5x(22x-4.6) = ?
Nevermind, I'll work at McDonalds.

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softb11
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC

I'm officially naming my TV remote
Waldo.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Friend Do you realize how may calories are in that?
Me: Do you realize how much I don't care?

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TayaElizabeth12
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March 1, 2012 10:50am UTC

Spongebob
Mr.Krabs: " Spongebob, you look like a girl"
Spongebob: *Blushing* "Am I a pretty girl?"
TayaElizabeth12 format

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BravoSierra
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March 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
When I eat waffles
I eat them one square at a time.

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BravoSierra
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March 1, 2012 1:00pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That awkward moment
When I don't care that it's Justin Bieber's birthday.

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tohkiitap
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 10:19pm UTC

W a n na k n o w me...?
Add me on witty, not Facebook.
♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 1:10pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Vegetarians don't eat animals.
They just eat the animal's food.

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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February 29, 2012 10:43pm UTC

| ( • )( • ) | Spongebob
/ ( • )( • ) \ Patrick
( (•)(•) ) Squidward
| (•) | Plankton
|•||•| Mr.Krabs
mind.blown? i think so..

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 1:52am UTC

our science class: *being obnoxiously loud*
teacher: "hey, everybody..."
class: *ignores him*
teacher: "kids!"
class: *still ignoring*
teacher: "CHILDREN!"
class: *keeps talking*
teacher: *stands on desk and yells*
"TESTICLES TESTICLES TESTICLES!"
everyone: *dead silence*
teacher: "thank you. now do your work."

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