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  1. Abieber100 Abieber100
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:28am UTC
    i love you like,
    Spongebob loves jellyfish,
    Sandy loves Karate,
    Mr.Krabs loves money,
    Squidward loves his clarinet,
    Burt Baby, i need you like
    Plankton needs the krabby patty recipe.

  2. Star1998 Star1998
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    You could of just told me you didnt want me..instead of you going and cheating..!! Now you will never ever get another Chance... Well not with me..!!

  3. Star1998 Star1998
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 10:27am UTC
    Someone asked me the other day if my glass was half empty or half full.
    I was going to say it's empty, but that's not completely true.
    My life isn't void and I have my happy moments, but they usally
    just seem to disappear, or get worse. So, my glass is cracked,
    yes -- cracked. It gets filled up with happiness and hope,
    but it always ends up escaping my grasp.
    It always ends up emptying out.
    It will never be full because it's always leaking
    and one day, it will be thrown away,
    because no one wants a broken glass.
    Every single person you meet in life is there for a reason
    wheter it's good or bad, happy or sad, they're there to
    shape your life in one small way is another.

  4. Brandygirl321 Brandygirl321
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Yesterday,
    the guy i have a crush on & I were going for a walk.
    All of the sudden he stopped & picked up a beautiful flower & handed it to me saying,
    "Here, this is for you" ♥

  5. ForeverYoung__ ForeverYoung__
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Inside all of us
    is hope.
    savannapetrin format

  6. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    I'm so sad :'(

  7. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Awesome Joke:
    An Indian boy asked his father how the people of the tribe earned their names.
    His father answered:
    "well, when your sister was born, a deer ran through the camp, so we named her Running Dear. When your brother was born, we heard a single wolf howling in the woods, so we named him Lone Wolf. Why do you ask, Broken Rubber?

  8. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Random Survey:
    what's your favorite:
    color? purple
    movie? The Titanic
    tv show? Ghost Hunters
    book? 13 Reasons Why
    animal? unicorn!
    What do you do in your spare time? go on facebook and witty
    Who do you love more than anyone in the world? my little sister, Micaela
    Who's the last person you talked to? My friend Derek
    what sports do you play? soccer and wrestling
    what are your biggest fears? losing everyone i love
    what is your biggest goal in life? to be a proffessional wrestler
    How old are you? almost 16
    what grade are you in? 10th
    boy or girl? boy
    what state do you live in? New York
    now rate youself on a scale of 1-10 based on
    attractivness:9
    fun to be around-ness: 9
    nice:10
    funny:7
    weird:6
    smart:5
    Athletic:10
    cool:8
    smooth:6

  9. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    I can give it
    However you like it

  10. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    heyy pretty girls, hmu?
    and check out my quotes pleasee

  11. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    I hate to show up out of the blue
    uninvited, but I couldn't stay away, I
    couldn't hide it.
    I'd hoped you'd see my face, and that you'd
    be reminded that for me, it isn't over

  12. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    heyy wittiers :)
    new profile stuff. check it out? :)
    -Shawn

  13. KLynn KLynn
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 10:30am UTC
    I love you
    Really? You fooled me.. by telling everyone you hated me..
    k.

  14. Star1998 Star1998
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 10:45am UTC
    S[he].Be[lie]ved

  15. Alyhoop Alyhoop
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 11:02am UTC
    Behind my fake smile....
    Is a boy who made me that way...

  16. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 11:16am UTC
    Me and My best friend Adam (On the phone)
    Don't you live out in the country side?
    Yea, why?
    My future Girlfriend lives in the counrtyside.
    *Thinking OMG!!! :D*
    Not you though. *Laughs* Emma. Maybe you in the future. But that's a big maybe.
    K.
    Will you be my future Mrs Law? *In a quiet voice*
    *Half crying* What?!
    Sorry, was just texting Emma there. Emma Law, that sounds amazing.
    I hung up and made an excuse because I was in tears </3
    Our convo word-for-word</3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Rosypinkgirl Rosypinkgirl
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 11:57am UTC
    I sometimes wonder if
    i'm even worth anything.

  20. shy_babe27 shy_babe27
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    He left me
    He dumped me
    Because I self harm
    He said he didn't want to be apart of that
    He just... left.

:)

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