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  1. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 7:43pm UTC
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    yo I'veLearned, L love is like a b.r.i.c.k.♥
    you can build a house,
    or sink a dead body.
    format credit to sandrasauras

  2. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    On The Day Osama Bin Laden Died,
    The Philadelphia Phillies were playing.
    Immediately, as soon as the crowd found out of his death, they started chanting "USA! USA! USA!" Over and over again...
    But, as soon as they started chanting, it was the 9th inning, and the score was 1-1.
    Think about it, 911.
    Nine-Eleven.

  3. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    t he worst t hings always happen t o,
    the best people
    .
    credit to lexidanielle_xo

  4. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    NHL PLAYOFFS
    ^^fave^^ if you're watching the games
    **comment** which team you're rooting for!
    me? Philadelphia Flyers , baby!

  5. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 6:36pm UTC
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  6. brandneweyes brandneweyes
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    March 4, 2011 10:18pm UTC
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  7. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When everyone is saying "Happy Birthday" to Justin Bieber, then you realize it's Ke$ha's birthday, too.

  8. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    //////////////////////////
    Justin Bieber
    is very sexy♥
    not my format**;;

  9. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    I'm on the right track baby.
    I was
    Born This Way
    .:♥:.
    i love you, gaga.

  10. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    I always feel like
    people are there to push me
    but nobody is ever there
    to catch me

    deffinetly not my format.

  11. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Honestly,
    I'm ready for flip flops,
    shorts, tank tops, baithing suits, endless nights, hanging out all day, not caring about what time it is, and most importantly being tan.
    I need summer
    repost

  12. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 10:59am UTC
    With all the snow I've been getting , I'm beginning to think global warming
    is as fake as Jwoww's boobs.
    not mine, credit to whoever. i just thought it was funny :D
    Format Credit: CMPSunday - she has awesome formats :D

  13. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 5:32pm UTC
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    I am a 13 year old girl.
    I watch jersey shore, R rated horror movies, criminal minds, and degrassi
    and I can't wait for tonight
    to watch
    Hannah Montana,
    Good Luck Charlie,
    and
    Suite Life on Deck.
    ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

  14. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 3:41pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    I MISS THE DAYS,
    when we were best friends, when we did everything
    together. when nothing, and no one could separate us.
    when we spent so much time together, that when we told
    people we were twins they would {believe us.} when we would
    share our clothes, our makeup, and our secrets.
    when we would take each other on vacation,
    and have the best time in the world.
    when we were closer than sisters.
    i regret everything i did, to ruin our friendship.
    i regret that one moment especially,
    that ruined every . single . chance we ever had
    of being sisters again.
    i miss you.

  15. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 10:29am UTC
    Need A Laugh?
    Go to Google;
    And Click; I'm feeling lucky for all of these(;
    ♫ Type in 'Where is Chuck Norris?'
    ♫ Type in 'ewmew fudd'
    ♫ Type in 'Who's the cutest?'
    ♫ Type in 'elgoog'
    ♫ Type in 'Urban Dictionary'
    ♫ Type in 'is it thursday'
    ♫ Type in '2204355'
    ♫ Type in 'Who's awesome?'
    ♫ Type in 'lollimewire'
    ♫ Type in 'Google gothic'
    ♫ Type in 'Google bsd'
    ♫ Type in 'Google easter egg'
    ♫ Type in 'Google Gizoogle'
    ♫ Type in 'Google bearshare'
    ♫ Type in 'Google linux'
    ♫ Type in 'Google l33t'
    ♫ Type in 'Google mirror'
    ♫ Type in 'Google cheese'
    ♫ Type in 'Google pig latin'
    ♫ Type in 'Google epic'
    ♫ Type in 'Google weenie'
    ♫ Type in 'Google rainbow'
    ♫ Type in 'Google for hackers'
    ♫ Type in 'Google loco'
    ♫ Type in 'Google black'
    ♫ Type in 'Google small'
    ♫ Type in 'Google black and white'
    ♫ Type in 'Google metal'
    ♫ Type in 'Google holiday'
    ♫ Type in 'Xx-klingon'
    Type in 'Google pacman'
    ♫ Type in 'Answer to life, the universe and everything' (Click Search for this one)
    my credit to clumsgirl811
    not mine .. but i really loved it!
    Some of these i didn't find on my own! Sorry it's long but there's a lot of them(: For some of them, credit to showstopperrr96, XxEmily23xX, and mokagirl.... fav please ♥

  16. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    Staring at a text for 5 minutes
    trying to figure out how to reply
    While thinking,
    it's a really good thing
    we aren't talking face to face
    or i'd be screwed.
    quote credit to facebook.
    format credit to whoever.

:)

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