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  1. klk klk
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    I hope you get hurt. But 10 times worse than you hurt me. And I hope it kills you. Just like it killed me.

  2. bryanrockssocks bryanrockssocks
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    hi im bryan.
    but before you freak out on me that im a guy and im on here, just listen.
    im NOT on here to flirt with all these girls or to get favorites or followers. i came on here to VENT. I have problems. My dad has cancer; this will probably be his last christmas with us.
    i cut. you couldnt tell could you just by looking at me? yea, well i do it when i get really mad or upset. 13 cuts from just last night. yea. im failing a class and might not get the athletic scholership to college anymore. i literally go from school to work to hockey 3 nights a week and get 4 hours of sleep. im barely functioning. ive smoked weed. it cost me my world. so please. before you come all ninja and freak on me. just listen to my story. THEN you can decide if i shouuld be on witty or not. ♥

  3. Iwasenchantedtomeethim_ Iwasenchantedtomeethim_
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    The worst pain for a female is when
    she smiles, just to keep the tears from falling, and sleeps, just so she doesn't have to think about it.
    -


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. notreallyon notreallyon
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:55pm UTC
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    ♥ ♥ ♥
    He finally
    asked me out !!!!!!!
    ♥ ♥ ♥
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  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    I WOULD
    give you a second chance, but that's like putting raindrops, back into a cloud.♥

  7. goingreen goingreen
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    click shift and fave..
    blew my minnddddd.

  8. Crazypianokeyz Crazypianokeyz
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    And who else remembers:
    Jimmy Neutron??
    please tell me im not the only one...

  9. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 2:56am UTC
    Take mentos and freeze.them into icecubes. Then give your friend a diet coke and put the icecubes with mentos into their drink. After five minutes, their drink will randomly explode.You're welcome.c:

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Jake
    Hi, this is Jake's mom.. I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer allowed on facebook due to the choices he made today. He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned.
    He wet the bed until he was 8.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    46 people like this

  11. CrazyDervz CrazyDervz
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Omg!
    did you know that if you press 3 and hit the fave button at
    the same time a picture of a panda comes up!
    weird right?

  12. 15iloveyou 15iloveyou
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Dear new girl,
    -He's pretty shy, but very loveable
    -His sport is hockey, he loves it ♥
    -
    -He loves his family, they come first
    -He is really ticklish, especially on his sides.
    -He loves to cuddle
    -Make him laugh so you can see his amazing smile.
    -And his dimples
    -Look into his beautiful eyes when you talk to him
    -He will joke with you, but he doesn't mean it. he does love you.
    -And love him, like I couldnt

  13. softballxchickx1 softballxchickx1
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 3:06pm UTC
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  14. softballxchickx1 softballxchickx1
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    His dad abandoned him and his mother when he was 18 months old.
    He changed schools 3 times a year so his mom could find a job. He had no friends.
    He was beat up in hallways, bathrooms, and put in lockers.
    His mom was a drug addict and it was said she abused him.
    He failed the 9th grade 3 times before dropping out.
    He was told he wouldn't make it as a rapper because he's white.
    His closest friend Ronnie committed suicide.
    He and his wife divorced twice and he was left to raise his daughter alone.
    & where is he now?
    no hes not poor or homeless. Hes out there , inspiring millions of people with his raps, setting records, winning awards and changing music.
    It just goes to show that you can overcome anything.
    Fave if Eminem's music has helped you through a tough time

    we love you slim shady

  15. klk klk
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:53am UTC
    Fight Series #1:
    i would rather be hated for being real then loved for being fake.

  16. LiveeLaughhLoveee LiveeLaughhLoveee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:50am UTC
    ♥If your a CHEERLEADER favorite this if your not a b*tch------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If your a SOFTBALL player favorite this if your girly-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If your a SOCCERplayer favorite this is if you have emotions---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If your a DANCER favorite this if you have hard practices ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If your a ATHLETE favorite this if no one gets it until they play the sport.NMF/NMQ

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    & who else remembers these disney channel movies?
    the luck of the irish.
    halloweentown.
    cadet kelly.
    get a clue.
    the even stevens movie.
    stuck in the suburbs.
    the cheetah girls.
    pixel perfect.
    go figure.
    the proud family movie.
    cow belles.
    read it and weep.
    sky high.
    eddies million dollar cook-off.
    the parent trap.
    brink!
    oh, how this brings back memories.
    press the '♥' if you remember any of these.
    font credit to; FreakyiiZ

  18. xxcarlaannxx xxcarlaannxx
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    If Strippers Are Now Called
    ..Exotic Dancers..
    Shouldn't Drug Dealers Be Called
    Exotic Pharmacists?
    nmf. quote from facebook likes. :)

  19. Elephantee Elephantee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    WOAH WOAH WOAH.
    a timmy turner movie with actual people?!
    and drake bell as timmy?!
    [whos a secretly excited high schooler?]
    i am. :D

  20. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Today, I was walking around my grandma's neighborhood with my little sister. We passed a cute guy, he was probably sixteen or seventeen, and I noticed two girls that were walking around in skimpy bikinis were walking towards us. They passed me and my sister, and walked right up to the guy. It was obvious they were trying to flirt with him. They were like, "you're really hot." (just straight up like that) and then "you should come hang out with us." I couldn't even believe these girls, they didn't even know the guy. He looked bored and impatient, which was weird, because they were really pretty (and in slutty bikinis) and obviously into him.
    Guess what he did?
    He smiled politely, ran his hand through his hair, took a step away from them and said. "Nah, I'm good." He walked away and didn't even look back at them.
    Later that day, I went to the park with my little sister and saw the same guy.
    He was carrying two bottles of water in over to a bench where a girl in a tee shirt, sweatpants, no makeup, with her hair damp and tied up in a bun was sitting. He walked over, kissed her on the forehead, handed her the water, and sat down beside her.
    "Thanks, love you," She told him.
    "I love you too beautiful," he said back and put his arm around her.
    guys like this give me hope. :)

:)

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