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bradyh8r111

1. bradyh8r111
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   December 5, 2010 5:51pm UTC
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2. bradyh8r111
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   November 11, 2010 12:07pm UTC
   What is air?
   
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3. bradyh8r111
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2010 7:11pm UTC
   How to Whip Your Hair.
   Whip it back...
   and forth.
   
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4. bradyh8r111
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   October 30, 2010 1:14pm UTC
   "Today we'll be watching a video."
   "Yes!"
   "Now here's a worksheet."
   "DAMN IT."
   
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5. bradyh8r111
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   October 16, 2010 4:58pm UTC
   That Oh crap moment
   When you put
   body wash
   in your hair
   
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6. bradyh8r111
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2010 7:26pm UTC
   When I see
   "All of the Above"
   As a multiple choice answer
   >I automatically circle it<
   
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7. bradyh8r111
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2010 8:53pm UTC
   Lets flip a coin.
   Heads- You get ran over by a bus.
   Tails- A bus runs you over.
   
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8. bradyh8r111
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2010 9:57pm UTC
   "I HATE THIS SHOW!"
   "Then change the channel..."
   "Neh, I don't feel like it."
   
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9. bradyh8r111
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2010 7:44pm UTC
   If I had you, that would be the only thing I'd ever need.
   >LOL JK<
   I need oxygen too.
   
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10. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 10:03pm UTC
    Putting out your hand for a high five
    And having it completely ignored.
    
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11. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    There's an ad next to this page that says,
    "Sick of using toilet paper?"
    What else are we supposed to clean our butts with?
    Muffins??
    
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12. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 8:00pm UTC
    When I realize a door is locked,
    I twist the handle five more times to see if it's
    ACTUALLY locked.
    
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13. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    I know you want to be cool,
    ßüt ¥Õû ÐØñT ÑèËÐ tº tÂLk Lîk£ tH¡$
    
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14. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    Things to say in public to embarrass friends
    1. "No, I will not create a child with you!"
    2. (To a guy) "Your mascara's running!"
    3. "Wow, thanks for clogging up the toilet!"
    4. "Stop being mean! That lady does not look like a gorilla!"
    5. (To a guy) "Crap, your leaking. Need a tampon?"
    6. "You're wearing granny panties?!?"
    7. (At a store) "Did you remember your special ointment?"
    8. (With a guy) "Has anyone seen his double d bra?"
    9. "I will not buy you condoms!"
    10. "I'm sorry, but I don't want to see you perform at the strip club!"
    all mine :)
    
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15. bradyh8r111
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    September 18, 2010 10:20am UTC
    Favorite if you've ever wanted to scream
    "PEEEEENIIIIIISSSSS!!!"
    During a fire drill.
    
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16. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 8:40pm UTC
    When your coach is demonstrating something
    <and they mess up>
    
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17. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 8:28pm UTC
    Why isn't my combo working?!
    Oh wait, wrong locker.
    
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18. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 11:09pm UTC
    Favorite if you remember
    PB&J Otter
    Rolie Polie Olie
    Out of the Box
    Teletubbies
    Bear in the Big Blue House
    Zaboomafoo
    The Wiggles
    
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19. bradyh8r111
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    September 10, 2010 7:07pm UTC
    My six year old neighbor was trying to plug in a fan.
    It wasn't working, so he screamed at the top of his lungs,
    "ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GROUNDED! IF YOU DON'T PLUG IN, IM GONNA THROW YOU IN THE DUMPSTER, THEN KILL YOU!"
    Someone's gonna make a great parent.
    
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20. bradyh8r111
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 9:05pm UTC
    Favorite if you think
    one-thousand and two hundred
    sounds like a bigger number than
    twelve hundred
    
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