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QuQu101
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 2:59pm UTC

Me: Hey what's your name?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
Me: no you didn't.
Cleverbot:Just because you have the memory of a pregnant goldfish doesn't mean you can ask me the same bloody question fifty times and demand an answer!

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 1:00pm UTC

"Let's both jump in at the same time!"
is one of the biggest lies during summer . .

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bellab123
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 2:37pm UTC

90's kids remember...
Where is Amanda? I must find Amanda!
fave if you just said it like the crazy girl on The Amanda Show
nmf/nmq

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 3:51pm UTC

That panic moment when
the elevator door doesnt open right away, & you think your going to be trapped in there.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 7:27pm UTC

on facebook: girl with her clothes on
friend requests messages notifications
1 2 1
on facebook: girl with her clothes off
friend requests messages notifications
121 231 341

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idance
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 3:30pm UTC

& i hate it when;
you're minding your own buisness, then you hear your name come up in a conversation.
♥

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idance
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 3:32pm UTC

not my format.
That awkward moment
when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 2:10pm UTC

2011: You mad bro?
1800: Art thou emotions irate?
my quote/my format : livsbestfriendryan

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC

If you can make a girl laugh,
you can make her do anything. ♥
-MARILYN MONROE

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idance
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 7:33pm UTC

Have you ever
>> l o o k e d b a c k a t t h e p a s t
and realized
you were such an idiot?
♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Whenever someone shouts I hate you
I always shout I love you too back

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idance
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:22pm UTC

The more you get to know a person,
the more attractive they become.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 4:20pm UTC

That awkward penguin run you do
When you have your backpack on..

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Boyfriend:
"What would you do if you got into my bed?"
Girlfriend:
"Is it comfortable?"
Boyfriend:
"Yes;)"
Girlfriend:
"I'd sleep."

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC

When your pen runs out:
5% calmly putting it away and getting a new one.
95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 3:59pm UTC

WHEN YOUR MOM THINKS
You have a attitude but all you did was answer her question.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 4:12pm UTC

Saying, "Shut up! No one likes
you!" when someone points out
that you're wrong about something.

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KGBBABE
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC

I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

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LeA_HeRe
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 9:15pm UTC

to do list:
put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle.
spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
nmq

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IxLovexStevex
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:35pm UTC

The moment of victory
when money falls out of a card♥

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