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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 12:08am UTC

Dear future boyfriend;;
1. i'm shy at first, so you need to break my shell
2. i don't just want to do stuff, i want to love.
3. i eat a lot, i have a big appetite for a small girl
4. if you hurt me, i will cry, i. a m. e m o t i o n a l.
5. i'm not the type of girl to pick a fight, so please don't start one.
6. if i like you, i really like you,not just you and two others; so please like me that much back <3
7. i get very excited about things we'll do, you might have to calm me down.
8. i'm somewhat insecure, so please don't talk about other girls when you're with me.
9. i will sing obnoxiously in our car rides.
& 10. you'll mean everything to me i'm sure, i hope i can to you, too. <3

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 12:00am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by
accident, & stays on purpose.

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 11:56pm UTC

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

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born_this_way_
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August 25, 2011 9:23am UTC

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:18am UTC

Apple and Blackberry should team up
and make a phone called the
pie

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:13am UTC

NO HE'S NOT THE CUTEST
he isn't the star quarterback
not every girl in the school wants to be with him
he can be silly at times
BUT HIS SMILE IS AMAZING
he may not be the best to you
but to me he's perfect

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:09am UTC

NOTHING HURTS MORE
T h a n r e a l i z i n g h e m e a n t e v e r y t h i n g t o y o u ,
b u t y o u m e a n t n o t h i n g t o h i m .

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:04am UTC

'don't let the door hit you on the way out'
hell,
who am i kidding,
i hope you fall down the f**king stairs too .

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 9:00am UTC

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 1:22am UTC

;
The reason that seesaws have
two seats is because that way there is always
someone to bring you back up when you go down.

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 1:17am UTC

Boys, just do it.
Tell her you think shes cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; she'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Let her pay for stuff if she wants to. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her. Teach her guitar. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain. When you fall in love with her, tell her. ♥♥♥

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 1:11am UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 1:05am UTC

Dont feel bad
Alot Of People Have No Talent.

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 12:58am UTC

A good friend
Is cheaper than therapy.

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 12:54am UTC

Wide awake
My mistake
So pred i ctable
you were fake, I was great, nothing personal.

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 1:11am UTC

So theres this one girl..
Yeah..
Shes amazing, shes wicked cute, and i love her so much.
Oh she seems great.
It's you babe.

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:35am UTC

When your friend tags you in an ugly picture of yourself.
Then you tell them to delete it and they're like ''no you look fine''
yeah.. YOU LYING F*CK.

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:30am UTC

The worst pain for a female is when
she smiles, just to keep the tears from falling, and sleeps, just so she doesn't have to think about it.
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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:07am UTC

Durex Have created new glow in the dark condoms
There new slogan for them it going to be "Now you see it, Now you don't, Now you see it, Now you don't,".

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born_this_way_
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 6:32am UTC

Girl: It's hot in my room.
Boy: Well cause maybe your in there(; Just kidding your not hot.. Your beautiful.

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