Today,
I decided to do number 19 on the 333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart: "Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap." At first, the people just gave me weird looks and walked away. Then I challenged one of the employees to a duel. Before long, there was a full war going on inside the store, including cavalry on those pony things, and archers using NERF guns. BEST. DAY. EVER.
MLIA
^TRUE STORRY. :P